just poured my first stiffy

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
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She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....
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I can confirm that she does.
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Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.
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What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.
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Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry a Wyoming girl.

You're welcome
 
Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
Click to expand...

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....
Click to expand...

I can confirm that she does.
Click to expand...

Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.
Click to expand...

What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.
Click to expand...

Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry.

You're welcome
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That's better.
 
Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
Click to expand...

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....
Click to expand...

I can confirm that she does.
Click to expand...

Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.
Click to expand...

What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.
Click to expand...

Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry.

You're welcome
Click to expand...

That's better.
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Truer words....and some other philosophical shit I'd remember if I was sober......
 
Fuck man, sounds like you have it good. Neither of my two ex wives give me blow jobs. But then again, I was able to keep the house through both divorces.
 
Fuck man, sounds like you have it good. Neither of my two ex wives give me blow jobs. But then again, I was able to keep the house through both divorces.
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If only I really had it so good. Try dodging flying skillets and then get back to me. I even spend as much on her kid (with the new guy) for xmas as I do my own. Fuck I didn't keep a house.... I didn't even keep my dignity.

Christ I'm gonna wander down to the bar and see if there's anything slutty trolling tonite (a given in this town)

I hate the holidays......
 
I just popped my first stiffy in about a week. I took a breath, burned a bowl, and looked at the hotties of the year thread. Worked like a charm.
 
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