just poured my first stiffy

Cheers!!! I just relieved my stiffy. Can't be doing that shit on XMas, especially with the in-laws around.

Disagree. Unusually loud relieving will rid the premises of in-laws at future holiday gatherings, leaving plenty of opportunity for XMas relievery in the years to cum.

 
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I'm going out back with my wife to drink and smoke weed. I'll get some perspective. Fuck Dry December.
 
I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.

youre-getting-shit-for-christmas-spiderman-ZXskRa.jpg
 
I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.

youre-getting-shit-for-christmas-spiderman-ZXskRa.jpg

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
 
I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.

youre-getting-shit-for-christmas-spiderman-ZXskRa.jpg

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....
 
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