Just looked at the doogman topics

For the first time in a long time,

Two birth announcement. Awesome. You successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Well done.

Of course the predictable "congrats" replies flowed.

Fuck I hate people.

The bigger story is that that place is fucking dead. Kim knows it too, and is getting all pissy at everyone even more than usual. He brought up the whole "its like when Tyrone was here and you guys didn't let me criticize the coach" thing again the other day. He's like Jack Nicholson's character near the end of The Departed when he just loses it and starts acting crazier than usual.
 
For the first time in a long time,

Two birth announcement. Awesome. You successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Well done.

Of course the predictable "congrats" replies flowed.

Fuck I hate people.
This reminds me, I successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Baby due end of September. Go me!

Congrats.
 
For the first time in a long time,

Two birth announcement. Awesome. You successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Well done.

Of course the predictable "congrats" replies flowed.

Fuck I hate people.
This reminds me, I successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Baby due end of September. Go me!

T's and P's

Obligatory

Congrats
 
For the first time in a long time,

Two birth announcement. Awesome. You successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Well done.

Of course the predictable "congrats" replies flowed.

Fuck I hate people.
This reminds me, I successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Baby due end of September. Go me!

Congrats. His first word better be LEAVE!!!!
 
HATE pulling out.

But I'd hate to pay child support even more.

Cum on the tits

Cumming inside > cumming in mouth > cumming on ass > cumming on tits

just my 2cents, inb4 superiority guy

Come on Orange. Cumming IN ass u blind motherfucker . Ass creates the best squirt faces. Like squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out the hole. Only in port's do people squirting ON the ass. Makes sense I guess
 
HATE pulling out.

But I'd hate to pay child support even more.

Cum on the tits

Cumming inside > cumming in mouth > cumming on ass > cumming on tits

just my 2cents, inb4 superiority guy

Come on Orange. Cumming IN ass u blind motherfucker .

I'm not as big of a pimp as you are, I can't convince chicks to let me do that on a regular basis. I also can't afford an 8 ball of coke and a hooker every day of the week, so there's that.
 
For the first time in a long time,

Two birth announcement. Awesome. You successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Well done.

Of course the predictable "congrats" replies flowed.

Fuck I hate people.
This reminds me, I successfully fucked and didn't pull out. Baby due end of September. Go me!

Make sure to make a post about UW getting a new commit for the 2031 class. I always like those.

 
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