Jury Duty

[TommySQC]

Ive been on two jury’s. Forman for both. Both were some kind of assault on a cop. Not guilty both times. The cops stated it. If you want to start shit and then put a guy in jail for responding, don’t have me on the jury.

Both times it was kind of funny. Middle aged white ladies/men just wanted to convict and be done with it and leave. I said not so fast my friends. Found an ally in a couple of young chicks who were not fans of cops. 6 hours later we broke the old whites down and came back with a not guilty.

I felt like a #hero.

#jurymoney

 

[LebamDawg]

I think the Pacific County officials are reading HH boreds - I got my jury notice yesterday

 

[backthepack]

I think the Pacific County officials are reading HH boreds - I got my jury notice yesterday

I got a jury notice the other day. Fuck that In not replying to that bullsbit.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.

In Seattle they'd probably honor you with a plaque

If you do get in trouble, utter some shit about how the courts are a symbol of oppression & inequality and you refuse to display your white privilege in support of the patriarchy.

Or like someone else mentioned, act like you never received your summons.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

No jury duty on the res. Suckers.

Noble Savages

FTFY

 

[FireCohen]

Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.

I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.

I'm gonna call on Monday and make some shit up. Tell them I committed to bake sale for the Reich or something.

It's getting to be like Nazi Germany around here.

You should see what's in the other oven.

Did you see the showers? Wow, they are to die for