Julius Irvin, 4* 2018 DB, Anaheim (Servite), CA (COMMITTED)

Asian is basically white for our[/s]all[/b] purposes
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I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
 
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
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Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.
 
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
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You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.
 
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
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You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.
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NTD, BB
 
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
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You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.
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"Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way." Soren Kierkegaard

But really you should probably follow in @Swaye s foot steps if you can. All the slow strategy white guys in here wish they had.
 
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
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Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.
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If you're covered in a toddler's bodily fluids while drinking at a dive bar, I'd say you went to Penn State (or Baylor).
 
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
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Either way, hope you die soon.
 
If you are a gamer your soul is white. Nuff said on that.
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This could not be more inaccurate
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Gamers = nerds

There are nerds of all cultures, but they're just appropriating whiteness.

Simple fact.
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All nerds are either white, indian, or asian.
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DISAGREE

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I didn't like this at first, until I realized you were making the comment about lefties. I'm fully on board with that.
 
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.

Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.

Not sure what reality is worse.
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Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.
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If you're covered in a toddler's bodily fluids while drinking at a dive bar, I'd say you went to Penn State (or Baylor).
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Meant in the morning but asstooT observation
 
If my kid missed the front shot of a 1 on 1 I'd drop him off at the orphanage on the way home.

What's the trade in policy like for kids?
 
Got married at 31

Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40
 
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