Jude Sells Couch

[bananasnblondes]

The Fortnite Won

 

[Meek]

when I learned of this news I peeked at Vorel's writing and immediately followed him and unfollowed Jude. The new guy gets it.

 

[Joods_Mountain_Dew]

A lot of sleepless nights went into getting this promotion.

 

[TommySQC]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

 

[theknowledge]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

 

[TommySQC]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 3 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

 

[Pitchfork51]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 3 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

Only 1 is yours. Hth

 

[DerekJohnson]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 4 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

Ahem.

 

[doogville]

when I learned of this news I peeked at Vorel's writing and immediately followed him and unfollowed Jude. The new guy gets it.

Unfollowing Jude was surprisingly satisfying.

 

[TommySQC]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 4 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

Ahem.

Wife refuses to recognize my bastard child @finnegan

 

[sarktastic]

when I learned of this news I peeked at Vorel's writing and immediately followed him and unfollowed Jude. The new guy gets it.

Unfollowing Jude was surprisingly satisfying.

why were you following Jude?

 

[MikeDamone]

Can Vorel roll out of bed before 9am? If so, HIRED!

 

[MikeDamone]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 4 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

Ahem.

Wife refuses to recognize my bastard child @finnegan

SAD!

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 3 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

The trick is to have something worth looking at to get the juices flowing again. TY HH FYS.

 

[DerekJohnson]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 4 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

Ahem.

Wife refuses to recognize my bastard child @finnegan

She even made Tommy de-friend him off of Facebook.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

The Jood did this?

What is the new guy's name gonna be? Whorel? Vore-El? Snorel? Mike Oral?

I'm not very good at this.

Softy would have a poll question.

You can have one or the other. Either you keep Jude on as Husky beat reporter for the ST or you can have someone who seems to "get it" but you need to cut your balls off and cauterize the wound with the blade of a super heated Bowie knife. Choose.

I have 4 kids so the latter. My balls don't work anymore anyway.

Ahem.

Wife refuses to recognize my bastard child @finnegan

She even made Tommy de-friend him off of Facebook.

SAD!

 

[digits]

That dipshit should've never been hired for that job in the first place. Good riddance.

 

[DerekJohnson]

To let others in on the joke... Tommy and I are real life friends. We're members of the same private Facebook group. One of our mutual friends made a comment about Finnegan being a "retarded" name for a kid. So Tommy posts "I have a son named Finnegan, fuck you!"

So of course, I create a Facebook page for a kid named Finnegan (redacted) and start posting on Tommy's page. Stuff like "Happy Father's Day, I love you dad!" And other posts about how I spent the day with dad waiting in his car while he was in the casino.

Alas, Tommy's real life wife didn't find it funny. Worried that people would think Tommy had a bastard son named Finnegan, she made him un-friend him from Facebook.

Later on somebody posted on Tommy's page about what happened to Finnegan, and Tommy's wife said "it was just a dumb joke from one of Tommy's idiot friends."

 

[Swaye]

To let others in on the joke... Tommy and I are real life friends. We're members of the same private Facebook group. One of our mutual friends made a comment about Finnegan being a "retarded" name for a kid. So Tommy posts "I have a son named Finnegan, fuck you!"

So of course, I create a Facebook page for a kid named Finnegan (redacted) and start posting on Tommy's page. Stuff like "Happy Father's Day, I love you dad!" And other posts about how I spent the day with dad waiting in his car while he was in the casino.

Alas, Tommy's real life wife didn't find it funny. Worried that people would think Tommy had a bastard son named Finnegan, she made him un-friend him from Facebook.

Later on somebody posted on Tommy's page about what happened to Finnegan, and Tommy's wife said "it was just a dumb joke from one of Tommy's idiot friends."

She is now the only living person to call Stalin an idiot and get away with it.

 

[Pitchfork51]

To let others in on the joke... Tommy and I are real life friends. We're members of the same private Facebook group. One of our mutual friends made a comment about Finnegan being a "retarded" name for a kid. So Tommy posts "I have a son named Finnegan, fuck you!"

So of course, I create a Facebook page for a kid named Finnegan (redacted) and start posting on Tommy's page. Stuff like "Happy Father's Day, I love you dad!" And other posts about how I spent the day with dad waiting in his car while he was in the casino.

Alas, Tommy's real life wife didn't find it funny. Worried that people would think Tommy had a bastard son named Finnegan, she made him un-friend him from Facebook.

Later on somebody posted on Tommy's page about what happened to Finnegan, and Tommy's wife said "it was just a dumb joke from one of Tommy's idiot friends."

She is now the only living person to call Stalin an idiot and get away with it.

Idk man. It gets crazy up in chat.