Brain dead imbeciles running the program into the ground. Kelly would have had this guy and Baker. One of Baker's main reasons for not choosing Oregon is that he couldn't see himself living in Eugene for 3-4 years. WTH Helfrich, take him around, let him see the sites. The Mackenzie River. A visit to the jail to see Kip Kinkel. Perhaps even a sighting of Colt Lyerla snorting coke in a broken down car or in the Lane County Courthouse. But no, really, poor fucking salesmanship. Sell the city, find out what the guy likes, it isn't a bad college town.