JT Tuimoloau, 5* 2021 DL, Bellevue (Eastside Catholic), WA (Offered 9/22/17)

bummer guess he likes the flash and flair

Whatever it takes to get the #1 player in the country. If Jimmy doesn’t want to play the game then he’s fucked.

I haven't figured out why Jimmy hasn't gone full Jim Harbaugh with that corny shit. Not saying that Harbaugh is the best example, but that stupid shit where he camped out at a recruits house and drank fucking milk? Lake could just sip coffee all day at Tuamalalalalalalo's house until they kick him out. But nope, we only want guys that want to be here or whatever the fuck doogman/ruth chirps that they're doing their best.

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Jimmy unfortunately has too much pride and thinks too highly of UW’s development.
 
bummer guess he likes the flash and flair

Whatever it takes to get the #1 player in the country. If Jimmy doesn’t want to play the game then he’s fucked.

I haven't figured out why Jimmy hasn't gone full Jim Harbaugh with that corny shit. Not saying that Harbaugh is the best example, but that stupid shit where he camped out at a recruits house and drank fucking milk? Lake could just sip coffee all day at Tuamalalalalalalo's house until they kick him out. But nope, we only want guys that want to be here or whatever the fuck doogman/ruth chirps that they're doing their best.

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Jimmy unfortunately has too much pride and thinks too highly of UW’s development.

Or he’s right. Time will tell.
 

Seems the best explanation for why he's waiting so long. He wants to visit there before he commits just to be sure.

Oregon fans who think this kid is coming to Eugene are dreaming. Mario is trying to run out the clock while tOSU will find a way to get him out to C-Bus and close this deal, and Jimmy doesn’t even have chips on the table.

The writing is on the wall.
 

Seems the best explanation for why he's waiting so long. He wants to visit there before he commits just to be sure.

Oregon fans who think this kid is coming to Eugene are dreaming. Mario is trying to run out the clock while tOSU will find a way to get him out to C-Bus and close this deal, and Jimmy doesn’t even have chips on the table.

The writing is on the wall.
It's pretty wild how at this point a JTT tOSU commit would devastate Quooks even worse than Doogs.
 

Seems the best explanation for why he's waiting so long. He wants to visit there before he commits just to be sure.

Oregon fans who think this kid is coming to Eugene are dreaming. Mario is trying to run out the clock while tOSU will find a way to get him out to C-Bus and close this deal, and Jimmy doesn’t even have chips on the table.

The writing is on the wall.
It's pretty wild how at this point a JTT tOSU commit would devastate Quooks even worse than Doogs.

Moral victory in my book
 

Seems the best explanation for why he's waiting so long. He wants to visit there before he commits just to be sure.

Oregon fans who think this kid is coming to Eugene are dreaming. Mario is trying to run out the clock while tOSU will find a way to get him out to C-Bus and close this deal, and Jimmy doesn’t even have chips on the table.

The writing is on the wall.
It's pretty wild how at this point a JTT tOSU commit would devastate Quooks even worse than Doogs.

Moral victory in my book

It's all we got
 

Seems the best explanation for why he's waiting so long. He wants to visit there before he commits just to be sure.

Oregon fans who think this kid is coming to Eugene are dreaming. Mario is trying to run out the clock while tOSU will find a way to get him out to C-Bus and close this deal, and Jimmy doesn’t even have chips on the table.

The writing is on the wall.
It's pretty wild how at this point a JTT tOSU commit would devastate Quooks even worse than Doogs.

My more quookish quooks still don’t understand that there is a better chance Joe Salave’a closes the fridge door than a recruit other competent teams want.
It doesn’t matter if the recruit’s dad and him grew up in the same tiny village 7500 miles away. It doesn’t matter that it’s the only remaining option within 2000 miles of his home, that the two most decorated Samoan-American college football history have played there since JTT was 12, or there being another top-5 draft pick DE on the roster.

Big Joe just will not close. It’s a good thing he just got another extension and raise, because who doesn’t want to see more Jordon Scotts and Austin Faolius? With bonuses Salave’a would have made $695k for 2020, and they just added another $50k per year to that for the next three years. I don’t understand why, I have to assume it’s because Mario judges his assistants based entirely on how meaty they are and how well they replicate his sideline emotions.

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So its bad for Duck fans to dream about getting getting JTT?! That doesn’t make sense because husky fans have been doing a lot of dreaming (troy, egbuka, JTT, etc.)

Oregon fans would be shocked and giddy if he committed to Oregon. No delusions about this one. Nemec from the Oregonian just posted an article thats its mainly a two team battle between bama and Tosu, with Oregon having a very slim chance. I wouldn’t put any money on him going to Oregon. As I said months ago, if he stays on the west coast I think it will be Oregon. I am more surprised that Oregon is in the conversation and uw isn’t.
 
So its bad for Duck fans to dream about getting getting JTT?! That doesn’t make sense because husky fans have been doing a lot of dreaming (troy, egbuka, JTT, etc.)

Oregon fans would be shocked and giddy if he committed to Oregon. No delusions about this one. Nemec from the Oregonian just posted an article thats its mainly a two team battle between bama and Tosu, with Oregon having a very slim chance. I wouldn’t put any money on him going to Oregon. As I said months ago, if he stays on the west coast I think it will be Oregon. I am more surprised that Oregon is in the conversation and uw isn’t.

You haven't been paying attention, have you?
 

Seems the best explanation for why he's waiting so long. He wants to visit there before he commits just to be sure.

Oregon fans who think this kid is coming to Eugene are dreaming. Mario is trying to run out the clock while tOSU will find a way to get him out to C-Bus and close this deal, and Jimmy doesn’t even have chips on the table.

The writing is on the wall.
It's pretty wild how at this point a JTT tOSU commit would devastate Quooks even worse than Doogs.

My more quookish quooks still don’t understand that there is a better chance Joe Salave’a closes the fridge door than a recruit other competent teams want.
It doesn’t matter if the recruit’s dad and him grew up in the same tiny village 7500 miles away. It doesn’t matter that it’s the only remaining option within 2000 miles of his home, that the two most decorated Samoan-American college football history have played there since JTT was 12, or there being another top-5 draft pick DE on the roster.

Big Joe just will not close. It’s a good thing he just got another extension and raise, because who doesn’t want to see more Jordon Scotts and Austin Faolius? With bonuses Salave’a would have made $695k for 2020, and they just added another $50k per year to that for the next three years. I don’t understand why, I have to assume it’s because Mario judges his assistants based entirely on how meaty they are and how well they replicate his sideline emotions.

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This also doesn't take into account that the three biggest commits of Salave'a's career are the two Sewells and Kingsley Suamataia. Thibodeeaux is on his list per 247, but everyone knows that was Heyward's big recruiting win.

Maybe if Crystalball hires Tosh Lupoi over DuRuyter, JTT jumps on board. But if he doesn't, he's stuck with a defensive coordinator who's thing isn't really coordinating defenses. Maybe if Dont'e Williams sticks around, he brings in Korey Foreman like he did for USC and you have that to wave in front of JTT. But then again, yore also stuck with Dont'e Williams coaching cornerbacks in that situation, and coaching isn't really his thing. He's there to recruit.

The real problem here is Bammer and tOSU have two of the four playoff spots locked up for the foreseeable future. And you really can't blame any five-star kid for wanting to leave the smoldering wreckage of the Pacific Coast Conference in the rear view mirror in that scenario. You can always portal back if it doesn't work out.
 
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