JT Tuimoloau, 5* 2021 DL, Bellevue (Eastside Catholic), WA (Offered 9/22/17)

Epic = Punter
Cataclysmic = Long Snapper
???

When she made the post about something being epic she said it would happen pretty much when murao committed.

She totally used that rumor to stir up bullshit to get clicks before that punter commit though, no doubt about it.
 
I will admit I gave BTP shit but Roof is now teasing something "cataclysmic"
She was dead on about the "epic" murao committment.
She says that it will happen by mid August.

I think this will be one of my first Crystal dongs. In fact it feels like we are on the precipice of breaking through in a massive way for the 2021 class.

We'll, I'll believe it when I see it.

What's the significance of mid August anyways?

Birthday? ...
 
Prolly Savell putting us back into consideration. I don’t think JTT wants anything to do with giving Ruth scoops.

Sav'ell may just commit to FSU on his visit. Wouldn't surprise me
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite
 
I will admit I gave BTP shit but Roof is now teasing something "cataclysmic"
She was dead on about the "epic" murao committment.
She says that it will happen by mid August.

I think this will be one of my first Crystal dongs. In fact it feels like we are on the precipice of breaking through in a massive way for the 2021 class.

Roof predicting Mount Rainier to blow up again?
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite

It might cost JTT the number one ranking but they're both going to be 5 stars.
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite

It might cost JTT the number one ranking but they're both going to be 5 stars.

When ballz' jokes go over someone's head >>>>>
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite

It might cost JTT the number one ranking but they're both going to be 5 stars.

When ballz' jokes go over someone's head >>>>>

Wait, you're saying PGOS was copy/pasta'ing Ballz?
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite

It might cost JTT the number one ranking but they're both going to be 5 stars.

When ballz' jokes go over someone's head >>>>>

Wait, you're saying PGOS was copy/pasta'ing Ballz?

Disagree. Facts are facts. Historically our recruits lower rank after committing
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite

It might cost JTT the number one ranking but they're both going to be 5 stars.

When ballz' jokes go over someone's head >>>>>

Wait, you're saying PGOS was copy/pasta'ing Ballz?

Disagree. Facts are facts. Historically our recruits lower rank after committing

I don't think that's really true. I think you just notice more when high rated guys fall than when low rated guys rise.

And when someone is highly rated early on, there is a lot more room for them to fall than for them to move up. There's probably a small bias towards a few schools, but I don't think its that bad.
 
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JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite

It might cost JTT the number one ranking but they're both going to be 5 stars.

When ballz' jokes go over someone's head >>>>>

Wait, you're saying PGOS was copy/pasta'ing Ballz?

Disagree. Facts are facts. Historically our recruits lower rank after committing

CPOTM
 
JT committing to us and doing it this early would have to be a word much more incredible than merely epic.

Can you imagine the mass priapism if we have 2 5* recruits locked up 18 months early.

and LOL at the "can you follow back?"

Both will be 4 stars if they commit too early out of spite

It might cost JTT the number one ranking but they're both going to be 5 stars.

When ballz' jokes go over someone's head >>>>>

Wait, you're saying PGOS was copy/pasta'ing Ballz?

Disagree. Facts are facts. Historically our recruits lower rank after committing

I don’t have the data, but I would argue that it is usually the opposite. Our recruits tend to rise
 
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