JT Tuimoloau, 5* 2021 DL, Bellevue (Eastside Catholic), WA (Offered 9/22/17)

JT is gonna look so great in a UW uniform.
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Dood........ why the fuck what you do this to yourself? Even worse, why the fuck would you subject us all to that kind of sadness?
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But in all seriousness, we have a great shot at JT. We're actually good, we actually offered him early, our best recruiter is lead, he plays a position we have sent to the league, he's poly, he seems fairly slow strategy, he's friends with guys on the team, Sam Huard is already committed & '21 should be a huge instate year for us,

It may be awhile before we have a better shot at the #1 player in the country
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Since when does this bored deal in the realm of “but in all seriousness”?
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This is a new era!
 
JT is gonna look so great in a UW uniform.
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Dood........ why the fuck what you do this to yourself? Even worse, why the fuck would you subject us all to that kind of sadness?
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But in all seriousness, we have a great shot at JT. We're actually good, we actually offered him early, our best recruiter is lead, he plays a position we have sent to the league, he's poly, he seems fairly slow strategy, he's friends with guys on the team, Sam Huard is already committed & '21 should be a huge instate year for us,

It may be awhile before we have a better shot at the #1 player in the country
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Yep.

Adidas kid too.

I think we have a good shot at Smalls but I think we have a much better shot at Tui.
 
JT is gonna look so great in a UW uniform.
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Dood........ why the fuck what you do this to yourself? Even worse, why the fuck would you subject us all to that kind of sadness?
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But in all seriousness, we have a great shot at JT. We're actually good, we actually offered him early, our best recruiter is lead, he plays a position we have sent to the league, he's poly, he seems fairly slow strategy, he's friends with guys on the team, Sam Huard is already committed & '21 should be a huge instate year for us,

It may be awhile before we have a better shot at the #1 player in the country
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Yep.

Adidas kid too.

I think we have a good shot at Smalls but I think we have a much better shot at Tui.
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Put both those kids in our system and 2-3 yrs down the road... fuckkkkk
 
JT is gonna look so great in a UW uniform.
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Dood........ why the fuck what you do this to yourself? Even worse, why the fuck would you subject us all to that kind of sadness?
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But in all seriousness, we have a great shot at JT. We're actually good, we actually offered him early, our best recruiter is lead, he plays a position we have sent to the league, he's poly, he seems fairly slow strategy, he's friends with guys on the team, Sam Huard is already committed & '21 should be a huge instate year for us,

It may be awhile before we have a better shot at the #1 player in the country
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Yep.

Adidas kid too.

I think we have a good shot at Smalls but I think we have a much better shot at Tui.
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Put both those kids in our system and 2-3 yrs down the road... fuckkkkk
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Plus rhino cum
 
Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT, Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
 
Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT, Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
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But what happened to Darien Chase?!?
 
Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT, Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
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We can have two JTTs? Can't tell if you're drunk or if you think Evangelist is as good as JTT is. It's almost certainly the former, but I'm gonna hold you to the latter, just because.
 
Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT[/b], Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT[/b] all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
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How much eligibility does he have remaining?

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What about the 2nd JTT?

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What's scary is that the points allowed by the #DeathRowDefense will just continue to drop and drop and drop year after year
 
Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT, Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
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So there is a world where we are better off without lake
 
Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT, Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
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My doog dream is that Lake is Head Coach in waiting.

 
Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT, Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
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My doog dream is that Lake is Head Coach in waiting.
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Y’all keep talking bout this coach in waiting shit like Pete isn’t 13 years younger than Saban. How long do ya’ll think Lake is gonna “wait”?
 
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Just to really doog the fuck out...

We could legitimately have Tuitele, Bandes, Smalls, JTT, Danny Hammer, Laiatu Latu, Pater Latu, Jordan Botelho (Hi Mosster!!!) and JTT all on the same defense.

When we started the pod and we were like 'uh, we can recruit a lot better than what we are' - this is what we were referring to.

It's actually possible.

We are going to be pretty fucking good in 2019 (I expect another 10 win season), but 2020 is going to start to get insane.

I am legit saying 2022 is going to be special. I assume Lake will be gone by then, but the reality is we are not going to lose Kwat.

This is a strange feeling.
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But will we still hate the offense!?!?
 
JTT (the full house version or whatever fucking show he was on) - came to my speakeasy in LA. He has a fucking INSANE coke problem. worst I've ever seen in person. But he was really nice.
 
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