Joseph Ngata, 5* 2019 WR, Folsom, CA (WE FUCKED THE POOCH)

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Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

Ugh. Trying to take the drama queen title for yourself? Amandre is a redshirt soph this year. He wasn't a blue chip recruit, if you thought he was gonna have 18 sacks as a freshman you may want to adjust your expectations just a tiny bit. Ariel is a redshirt freshman. He's been injured and unable to lift for a long time. He is not any more physically ready to play than Amandre is. I agree that Bowman should start at Sam, and I believe they will play their best two between him and Benning, and rotate in other guys just like they did at DT with Gaines and Vea. That being said, clean the sand out of your vag. It's too early to write off Amandre.
 
We need to un-Sark our minds. Nobody on the lines in the program 2 years or less should see the field unless they are 1st round transcendent talent.

That's why I think Harris and center are going to show out this year.

Amandre is far from done, this is his first year imo
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

How the hell does a kid who graduated HS in 2016 have three years in the S & C program?
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

How the hell does a kid who graduated HS in 2016 have three years in the S & C program?

Summer 16, Summer 17, Summer 18...
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

It's too early to write off Amandre.

Are you one of the guys who said it was too early to write off Eifler?

I have no idea whether it’s too early to conclude Amandre is not going to be good. However, I think most standout[/b] players make noise in practice and draw attention from teammates after the first or definitely second year in the program. I also stood next to him at picture day last summer, and Browning has a more impressive physique.

Again, I don’t know if he will be good or bad. But this is his make a break year.
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

How the hell does a kid who graduated HS in 2016 have three years in the S & C program?

Summer 16, Summer 17, Summer 18...

summer 16 to summer 17 = 1 year has passed

summer 17 to summer 18 = 2 years have passed

...........
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

It's too early to write off Amandre.

Are you one of the guys who said it was too early to write off Eifler?

I have no idea whether it’s too early to conclude Amandre is not going to be good. However, I think most standout[/b] players make noise in practice and draw attention from teammates after the first or definitely second year in the program. I also stood next to him at picture day last summer, and Browning has a more impressive physique.

Again, I don’t know if he will be good or bad. But this is his make a break year.

I haven't seen him in person, obviously. Does he really look that sloppy?
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

It's too early to write off Amandre.

Are you one of the guys who said it was too early to write off Eifler?

I have no idea whether it’s too early to conclude Amandre is not going to be good. However, I think most standout[/b] players make noise in practice and draw attention from teammates after the first or definitely second year in the program. I also stood next to him at picture day last summer, and Browning has a more impressive physique.

Again, I don’t know if he will be good or bad. But this is his make a break year.

I haven't seen him in person, obviously. Does he really look that sloppy?

Not sloppy, just not ready for the physical nature of the position. Too skinny.
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

How the hell does a kid who graduated HS in 2016 have three years in the S & C program?

Summer 16, Summer 17, Summer 18...

summer 16 to summer 17 = 1 year has passed

summer 17 to summer 18 = 2 years have passed

...........

Summer is the most important transformative phase of cfb strength and conditioning, but okay
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

The longer he doesn’t commit anywhere the better it is for UW

Correct. If he and his family go to that Clemson BBQ bullshit in 10 days, he's probably committing there. Ruth said a week or so ago that she's heard that he and his family might not be able to go to it anymore though so if that happens, I think we are in good shape.

But if they do go, I think we are fucked.
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

The longer he doesn’t commit anywhere the better it is for UW

Correct. If he and his family go to that Clemson BBQ bullshit in 10 days, he's probably committing there. Ruth said a week or so ago that she's heard that he and his family might not be able to go to it anymore though so if that happens, I think we are in good shape.

But if they do go, I think we are fucked.

Hopefully Hamdan is threatening to blow up the plane :)
 
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per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

How the hell does a kid who graduated HS in 2016 have three years in the S & C program?

Summer 16, Summer 17, Summer 18...

I'm being whooshed, right?
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

The longer he doesn’t commit anywhere the better it is for UW

Plagiarism my shit fucko!!!

But yeah, we're right you know.
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

How the hell does a kid who graduated HS in 2016 have three years in the S & C program?

Summer 16, Summer 17, Summer 18...

I'm being whooshed, right?

I’m not sure why this is so hard to grasp. Lets break it into Summer conditioning, Fall camp, season, Spring practices/game. If we were saying this kid has had 3 full seasons then he would have experience all of these things 3 times. A kid who graduated 2016 from high school would have experienced the Summer conditioning program 3 times by the time the season starts in 2018 and fall camp, but only has 2 of everything else under his belt. I was going to post that meme of “I can count to potato” but I would be doing that kid a disservice...
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

The longer he doesn’t commit anywhere the better it is for UW

Plagiarism my shit fucko!!!

But yeah, we're right you know.

I honestly don’t disagree
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

The longer he doesn’t commit anywhere the better it is for UW

Correct. If he and his family go to that Clemson BBQ bullshit in 10 days, he's probably committing there. Ruth said a week or so ago that she's heard that he and his family might not be able to go to it anymore though so if that happens, I think we are in good shape.

But if they do go, I think we are fucked.

So I could do my part by calling in a bomb threat on all flights leaving Sacramento in 10 days?

 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

We literally have fucking nobody at SAM right now. I'm done with Amandre Williams. I had hope for him but after three years in the S&C program the dude is still some pudgy, average joe looking ass. His walk-on brother is more physically impressive than he is and a better athlete. Somehow, Myles Rice is black, ripped up, perfect size for SAM, and yet sucks. Go figure.

If it was up to me I'd move Bowman over to SAM to be the starter and then give Kaho and Ngata reps as pass rush specialists only. I don't think either of them are strong enough to handle tackles against the run yet but should get their feet wet as speed rushers.

How the hell does a kid who graduated HS in 2016 have three years in the S & C program?

Summer 16, Summer 17, Summer 18...

I'm being whooshed, right?

I’m not sure why this is so hard to grasp. Lets break it into Summer conditioning, Fall camp, season, Spring practices/game. If we were saying this kid has had 3 full seasons then he would have experience all of these things 3 times. A kid who graduated 2016 from high school would have experienced the Summer conditioning program 3 times by the time the season starts in 2018 and fall camp, but only has 2 of everything else under his belt. I was going to post that meme of “I can count to potato” but I would be doing that kid a disservice...
Exactly. Summer does not equal a full year. Kid's has had barely over two years in the S & C program.

It's not hard to grasp. At all.
 
per roof's latest:

Wide receiver > This is one of those subjects I just hate to even talk about. Right now the Huskies seem to have all hands on deck for Joe Ngata. Ngata is a 4-star receiver. While he’s been thought to be a lean to Clemson, he told us that he wasn’t sure it was the right place for him. His brother Ariel plays for Washington, and Ngata has stated several times that he just feels “at home” at Washington.

seriously, just give Ariel all the snaps this year and throw me a god damn bone here, Jim Lake.

The longer he doesn’t commit anywhere the better it is for UW

Correct. If he and his family go to that Clemson BBQ bullshit in 10 days, he's probably committing there. Ruth said a week or so ago that she's heard that he and his family might not be able to go to it anymore though so if that happens, I think we are in good shape.

But if they do go, I think we are fucked.

So I could do my part by calling in a bomb threat on all flights leaving Sacramento in 10 days?

Reno too
 
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