Johnny Wilson, 2020 5* WR, Calabasas, CA (Offered 7/14/17)

Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?

Since we're dealing in hypotheticals, what what about when UW beats WSU and Oregon loses to the Beavs? What does that say?

What about when I break into Autzen Stadium and take a steaming shit at the 50 yard line right in the middle of the "O" and nobody stops me? What does that say?
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?

It says that you're resting your put down on something that hasn't happened. The crapple cup is next weekend.
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?

Since we're dealing in hypotheticals, what what about when UW beats WSU and Oregon loses to the Beavs? What does that say?

What about when I break into Autzen Stadium and take a steaming shit at the 50 yard line right in the middle of the "O" and nobody stops me? What does that say?

Speaking from experience, it’s alarming how easy it is to sneak in to Autzen. One of my buddies drug dealers at UO would have multiple people meet him at autzen for pretty heavy drugs. When you’d get there he’d be dripping in sweat no shirt playing catch with his homie with huddling, real play called routes,and fake announcing like it was a real game. I shit you not.
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?

Since we're dealing in hypotheticals, what what about when UW beats WSU and Oregon loses to the Beavs? What does that say?

What about when I break into Autzen Stadium and take a steaming shit at the 50 yard line right in the middle of the "O" and nobody stops me? What does that say?

Speaking from experience, it’s alarming how easy it is to sneak in to Autzen. One of my buddies drug dealers at UO would have multiple people meet him at autzen for pretty heavy drugs. When you’d get there he’d be dripping in sweat no shirt playing catch with his homie with huddling, real play called routes,and fake announcing like it was a real game. I shit you not.

Flagged for not mentioning autzen porking lot
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?

Oregon is 4-4, UW is 6-2. HTH.
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?

Jake without Gaskin equals uw cant score. Healthy Gaskin and we beat ducks and cal. We almost won both without him.

What does it say?
1. Jake is overrated and better name his first born Myles for all those passing records he doesnt deserve.

2. Pete underestimates the importance of rb recruiting and of qb arm strength.
 
Another Grellow kid.

AZduck flew the coup, your turn.

That guy is unstable. I'm just bored with college football this year already like you are. You Doogs just won't admit it.

Yes and no. We’ll take our shitty rose bowl. Have you guys accepted your Quick Lane Bowl invitation yet? I’ve heard Detroit is lovely this time of year!

Beat the stache' first. Can you imagine? If you blow the AC you'll finish with the same record as Oregon with a loss to Oregon.

Peterman with a whole roster full of OKG's and everyone's favorite for the conference crown equal Oregon and their terrible terrible coach.

What does that say?

Jake without Gaskin equals uw cant score. Healthy Gaskin and we beat ducks and cal. We almost won both without him.

What does it say?
1. Jake is overrated and better name his first born Myles for all those passing records he doesnt deserve.

2. Pete underestimates the importance of rb recruiting and of qb arm strength.

I'm not sure Pete underestimates arm strength so much as he values system quarterbacks and is willing to take the lesser of two evils.

Pete would rather play well in a phone booth than spread out the field and take his chances. He's all about efficiency and high percentages.
 
https://www.hudl.com/video/3/9754387/5bfef998a018480828a49dd7

Junior season. It's unfair. Holy fuck. Looks like Kenny Golladay.

He’s the only person who has somewhat filled the whole in my heart left by Ngata.... we offered, camped, and unofficialled him early. Getting Ford would go a long way to getting Johnny.

Imagine Sam throwing to a 6’6 230 pound Johnny Wilson.
 
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Junior season. It's unfair. Holy fuck. Looks like Kenny Golladay.

He’s the only person who has somewhat filled the whole in my heart left by Ngata.... we offered, camped, and unofficialled him early. Getting Ford would go a long way to getting Johnny.

Imagine Sam throwing to a 6’6 230 pound Johnny Wilson.

No.
 
https://www.hudl.com/video/3/9754387/5bfef998a018480828a49dd7

Junior season. It's unfair. Holy fuck. Looks like Kenny Golladay.

He’s the only person who has somewhat filled the whole in my heart left by Ngata.... we offered, camped, and unofficialled him early. Getting Ford would go a long way to getting Johnny.

Imagine Sam throwing to a 6’6 230 pound Johnny Wilson.

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https://www.hudl.com/video/3/9754387/5bfef998a018480828a49dd7

Junior season. It's unfair. Holy fuck. Looks like Kenny Golladay.

He’s the only person who has somewhat filled the whole in my heart left by Ngata.... we offered, camped, and unofficialled him early. Getting Ford would go a long way to getting Johnny.

Imagine Sam throwing to a 6’6 230 pound Johnny Wilson.

LAMIKE STOp.
 
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