John Donovan named OC

[MikeDamone]

7-6 is in the bag.

 

[MikeDamone]

Why couldn’t I have been on the plane that was shot down a few days ago? Would have been less painful than this hire.

come on man. that's awful

As we like to say around here... Dark shit, dude.

I'm not sure I can post here anymore.

It's bad for your brand

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Just got off the phone with my Penn State friends. They were all very pleased to see him go after he shit the bed for two years in Happy Valley. I'm sure being an assistant position coach for the mighty Jacksonville Jaguars really turned his career around. He's also barely touched the QB position in his career thus far, so we should be in good hands.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Is Slingblade still available?

 

[Swaye]

 

[PurpleBaze]

7-6 is in the bag.

DOOG excuses for a shitty season in the bag.
- First year HC
- New OC
- New QB
- ...and many others they'll think of.

 

[CuntWaffle]

My only optimism with this hire is that everytime we have hired a "who?" coach they have turned out to be decent.

 

[RedRocket]

The only positive thing that the Penn State fans have to say about this guy is that he had to work with a depleted offense because of the heavy sanctions. Otherwise he is getting roasted.

 

[sinceredawg]

Maybe he agreed to do it for free in exchange for rescuing his career?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

7-6 is in the bag.

“ @MikeDamone was an optimist.”

 

[GaryFromTeenMom]

I would spitshine Kellen Moore’s Giant chompers with my tongue we could go back and get a redo here.

 

[rodmansrage]

7-6 is in the bag.

how else are we? going to defend our vegas bowl 'ship?

 

[KrunkJuice]

There is no way we are paying him more than Hamdan. This hire comes across as a money saver.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I would spitshine Kellen Moore’s Giant chompers with my tongue we could go back and get a redo here.

We shall see if this quote makes it into Vorel's next article.

 

[nittlion7]

Ooof. Prayers Scent, Huskies.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Ooof. Prayers Scent, Huskies.

Scent?

 

[RedRocket]

I would spitshine Kellen Moore’s Giant chompers with my tongue we could go back and get a redo here.

We need more commitment form you Gary. Sometimes foreplay isn't enough to get the job done.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

There is no way we are paying him more than Hamdan. This hire comes across as a money saver.

He has a much more extensive resume than Hamdan. I'd expect he's pushing a mil.

 

[LawDawg1]

Ooof. Prayers Scent, Huskies.

So he coached special teams and defense?

 

[Gladstone]

I don't know whether to laugh or be petrified in horror. Uninspired hire in every conceivable way.