Jimmy Lake to Cal

[droski]

I am fucking seriously having a panic attack. We absolutely cannot lose lake this year. Given how inexperienced our secondary is.

We won't, it would be a lateral move... Pete will re-up him, LIPO before fagging the fuck out.

It's not a fucking lateral move if you're actually in charge of the entire defense and are calling plays. They only invented the "co-DC" title to trick dumb fucks like you.

Sorry, but co-DC at UW under this head coach is better than DC. At fucking perennially-disappointing cal. Plus Lake is African American. He will get ample opportunities at much better schools to be a DC or Head Coach if he continues to perform well (which he will).

loving this thread boys. it's a done deal he's coming to cal.

 

[BearsWiin]

I am fucking seriously having a panic attack. We absolutely cannot lose lake this year. Given how inexperienced our secondary is.

We won't, it would be a lateral move... Pete will re-up him, LIPO before fagging the fuck out.

It's not a fucking lateral move if you're actually in charge of the entire defense and are calling plays. They only invented the "co-DC" title to trick dumb fucks like you.

Sorry, but co-DC at UW under this head coach is better than DC. At fucking perennially-disappointing cal. Plus Lake is African American. He will get ample opportunities at much better schools to be a DC or Head Coach if he continues to perform well (which he will).

loving this thread boys. it's a done deal he's coming to cal.

Derek should set up a Bear Half Brains bored for us grumpy fuck Bear fans who have gotten ourselves banned from BI.

 

[droski]

I am fucking seriously having a panic attack. We absolutely cannot lose lake this year. Given how inexperienced our secondary is.

We won't, it would be a lateral move... Pete will re-up him, LIPO before fagging the fuck out.

It's not a fucking lateral move if you're actually in charge of the entire defense and are calling plays. They only invented the "co-DC" title to trick dumb fucks like you.

Sorry, but co-DC at UW under this head coach is better than DC. At fucking perennially-disappointing cal. Plus Lake is African American. He will get ample opportunities at much better schools to be a DC or Head Coach if he continues to perform well (which he will).

loving this thread boys. it's a done deal he's coming to cal.

Derek should set up a Bear Half Brains bored for us grumpy fuck Bear fans who have gotten ourselves banned from BI.

it already exists. it's called rivals.

 

[BearsWiin]

I am fucking seriously having a panic attack. We absolutely cannot lose lake this year. Given how inexperienced our secondary is.

We won't, it would be a lateral move... Pete will re-up him, LIPO before fagging the fuck out.

It's not a fucking lateral move if you're actually in charge of the entire defense and are calling plays. They only invented the "co-DC" title to trick dumb fucks like you.

Sorry, but co-DC at UW under this head coach is better than DC. At fucking perennially-disappointing cal. Plus Lake is African American. He will get ample opportunities at much better schools to be a DC or Head Coach if he continues to perform well (which he will).

loving this thread boys. it's a done deal he's coming to cal.

Derek should set up a Bear Half Brains bored for us grumpy fuck Bear fans who have gotten ourselves banned from BI.

it already exists. it's called rivals.

blurrgh

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Ugh. He's gone. Fuck everything.

 

[FireCohen]

Fuck. pour out a little liquor for our secondary. Kiss Molden and Taylor goodbye

 

[tvoie]

Ugh. He's gone. Fuck everything.

For real? How the fuck did UW let this happen?

 

[FireCohen]

Ugh. He's gone. Fuck everything.

For real? How the fuck did UW let this happen?

I blame @Dennis_DeYoung. He was supposed to run over Babushka and Kawasaki (I like him) that would have allowed us to keep Lake and get a new OC.

 

[tvoie]

Well shit who do we steal to replace him then?

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Ugh. He's gone. Fuck everything.

For real? How the fuck did UW let this happen?

He's buddies with Wilcox. He wants to be a DC. I think he should've waited, but obviously he thinks Cal DC is going to springboard him to a HC job.

You would think in-division 2 weeks before signing day would be a little much, but I guess not... He's a fucking genius coach though.

Cal's getting the best position coach we've ever had.

 

[BearsWiin]

Where are you seeing this? Or are you all just toying with my fragile emotions?

 

[CuntWaffle]

Bye bye DBU

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

We have to break in 3 new DBs next year without Lake.

 

[Thump]

Any links to a legit source? I just looked at STimes, SJMercNews, ESPN, and don't see anything yet.

Are you fuckers just trying to ruin my week?

God damn it.

 

[NEsnake12]

Where are you seeing this? Or are you all just toying with my fragile emotions?

Yeah I'm not seeing anything anywhere besides Coker and DDY

 

[CuntWaffle]

Really hope Molden doesn't flip.

Who do we replace Lake with?

 

[droski]

 

[PurpleJ]

Jimmy Lake is Hitler

 

[droski]

 

[Gladstone]

lol cal fans