Jim Rome's Blog Post of the Day

Poonts of clarification:

all the rich cat sponsors and donors that scratch the checks and rock their car flags.

Who the fuck sponsors cats anymore? Didn't Steve Martin wipe that scourge from the planet?

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Does anyone srsly think that USC donors who "scratch the checks" "rock their car flags?"

No... the car flag rockers are led by this guy:

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I'm pretty sure he fixes the cable later.

But Rome sure is a "hep cat" with his hippity hop and scratchascratchascratch
 
And how do I know dude was plastered? Because the teams he said suck included Oregon and Arizona State, teams he’s 0-9 against.
 
An even worse look than Haden firing Lane Kiffin on the tarmac at the airport. Well, strike that, that was actually a good look. No, a great look.
 
This is true

Peter Carroll could have gone up there back in the day in his underpants, with a beer bong & a joint behind his ear and he still would have been worshipped. Because he owned college football. Sark doesn’t even own college football in Los Angeles.
 
I actually rather enjoyed the column, but jesus, Rome's attempts to sound "hip" and "edgy" are just

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