Jeremiah Martin, 2018 4* BUCK, San Bernardino (Cajon), CA (OFFERED 9/27)

Did DJ take his spot in Eugene? Or is A&M our main competition. Martin is the key to this defensive class. PLEASE GOD.

Martin's going to Oklahomo or A&M.

Not that recruits usually factor this shit in too much, but Oklahoma already have three DE commits.

Could definitely see him going to the Faggies, though. Their new D-line coach is also their associate head coach, and he's a black guy from Cali who was hired from the NFL.

And we are going to recruit him with the Idaho Buzz Cut.

“Have you ever been to Preist Lake, Jeremiah?” “I bet you’d love it”
 
The high of all of our kids signing today I guess has worn off because here I am again twitter stalking our remaining offers.

Addiction is a terrible thing.

Let’s leave the French Laundry of Idaho out of this!

Applebee’s is definitely the French laundry of Marysville

Why do you hate the Buzz Inn?

L O fucking L

buzz inn sponsored one of my youth football teams in like 1st grade. surprised they're still in business
 
Gorakna purses her lips a little bit as she sits in the dilapidated wooden chair, the green-skinned orc entirely naked as she opens her legs up a little bit. . . and out comes her half-flaccid appendage! Turgid and looking entirely too large for anyone to reasonably fit into any of their orifices, one can spot the numerous finger-thick cumveins running across the entire length of it, a fat deposit of foreskin almost covering the entire tip of her engorged tip. Large, swollen and damn right bloated balls hang just off the edge of her seat, each nut looking as large and as full as a small honeydew melon, no doubt filled to the absolute brim with that potent orc jizz that their race is known for.
 
Gorakna purses her lips a little bit as she sits in the dilapidated wooden chair, the green-skinned orc entirely naked as she opens her legs up a little bit. . . and out comes her half-flaccid appendage! Turgid and looking entirely too large for anyone to reasonably fit into any of their orifices, one can spot the numerous finger-thick cumveins running across the entire length of it, a fat deposit of foreskin almost covering the entire tip of her engorged tip. Large, swollen and damn right bloated balls hang just off the edge of her seat, each nut looking as large and as full as a small honeydew melon, no doubt filled to the absolute brim with that potent orc jizz that their race is known for.

What in thee actual fuck? I may have missed something.
 
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