Jen's desk cheat sheet coaches list

Small time pussy hedge type thinking.

"Three whacks at DeBoner" over the next decade is much more expensive to the program over "one whack at Lincoln Riley" for 2-3 years.

If you can't find someone you think is the best for the job and are instead trying to "value" hire just put Sven in charge for 10K and call it a day.

Its all random anyways, might as well hire NAIA coaches for the next hundred years for cheap because it will save money!
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Watch out, we've got an internet tough guy here!

The reason UW is in a position right now to fix the shit show that was Jimmy Lake is that they didn't[/i] agree to pay him a third of what they paid for the stadium.

Look, it's simple math: I haven't seen any reporting (still working my way up this forum) of DeBoner's deal. I'm assuming it's in the realm of $5 million per year for five years. Let's just call it a $26 million contract after paying his $1.5 million buyout to FSU. Three years from now, you find his ceiling is 8 wins, he's not getting it done, interest is waning, so you go get another coach like him. Let's say three years from now, such a guy costs you $35 million. Now let's say that goes three years without panning out. You'd still have over $50 million to spend to take a third crack at finding a coach that works.

Or you spend $126 million on a Lincoln Riley for the sizzle and headlines dick compensation, and after six years, he still hasn't put a defense on the field, still hasn't won a playoff game, is basically Petersen 2.0. Shit. You still owe him $45 million or some ridiculous shit, and now you need another coach.

You guys want to take the deed to the house and bet it on red. That's not "big dick," it's just being really bad at math.
 
Ducks pushed out Bellotti for Chip after seeing his offense

Harbaugh was a hot candidate

USC got lucky with Pete

When's the last time we got lucky?[/b]
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Today!!

Gives us doogs this day and rub it in our faces after Michigan State plungers us by 30.
 
Ducks pushed out Bellotti for Chip after seeing his offense

Harbaugh was a hot candidate

USC got lucky with Pete

When's the last time we got lucky?
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one of the things that is great about that picture is she actually made DeBoer look thin.
Quite a feat.
 
one of the things that is great about that picture is she actually made DeBoer look thin.
Quite a feat.
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He's nearly doubled in size since being hired.
 
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