James Harrison to return sons' participation trophies

The goal of the tournament is to win a big plastic trophy, yes?

Coaches and parents complaining about pre-determined tournament rules after losing, is always special.
 
The goal of the tournament is to win a big plastic trophy, yes?

Coaches and parents complaining about pre-determined tournament rules after losing, is always special.

Getting a big plastic trophy for winning a tournament is different than getting a big plastic trophy for just showing up and pissing your pants
 
We played neighborhood all age pick up games in all three sports until real teams in junior high. None of that youth bullshit. My dad wouldn't even let me play little league. Fucking commie.

So in junior high if you sucked you sat on the bench and didn't get a letter. and your parents and siblings would tell you that you sucked until you got a burning desire to kill the mother fucker across from you so you wouldn't suck anymore. And get a good job and stuff and not get fired.

We played against Shelton, Hoquium and Aberdeen in junior high. Tuff fucking logger kids. Didn't play in high school. In 1972 you could get more girls with long hair than a letter jacket.

Get off my lawn
 
We played neighborhood all age pick up games in all three sports until real teams in junior high. None of that youth bullshit. My dad wouldn't even let me play little league. Fucking commie.

So in junior high if you sucked you sat on the bench and didn't get a letter. and your parents and siblings would tell you that you sucked until you got a burning desire to kill the mother fucker across from you so you wouldn't suck anymore. And get a good job and stuff and not get fired.

We played against Shelton, Hoquium and Aberdeen in junior high. Tuff fucking logger kids. Didn't play in high school. In 1972 you could get more girls with a long hair cock than a letter jacket.

Get off my lawn

Still true
 
The goal of the tournament is to win a big plastic trophy, yes?

Coaches and parents complaining about pre-determined tournament rules after losing, is always special.

Yes, Snohomish should have been kicked out for violating those pre-determined rules.
 
We played neighborhood all age pick up games in all three sports until real teams in junior high. None of that youth bullshit. My dad wouldn't even let me play little league. Fucking commie.

So in junior high if you sucked you sat on the bench and didn't get a letter. and your parents and siblings would tell you that you sucked until you got a burning desire to kill the mother fucker across from you so you wouldn't suck anymore. And get a good job and stuff and not get fired.

We played against Shelton, Hoquium and Aberdeen in junior high. Tuff fucking logger kids. Didn't play in high school. In 1972 you could get more girls with long hair than a letter jacket.

Get off my lawn
And people wonder why Oly sucks at football...
 
State Championships
Season Sport Number of Championships Year
Fall Cross Country, Girls 1 1978
Football 2 1953, 1984
Golf, Boys 1 1996
Swimming, Girls 1 1987
Volleyball, Girls 2 1998, 2011
Winter Basketball, Boys 2 1929, 1986
Swimming, Boys 3 1956, 1957, 1985
Spring Golf, Girls 1 1998
Tennis, Boys 4 1983, 1984, 1998, 2012
Track and Field, Boys 2 1932, 1998
Track and Field, Girls 1 2006
Total 18

 
State Championships
Season Sport Number of Championships Year
Fall Cross Country, Girls 1 1978
Football 2 1953, 1984
Golf, Boys 1 1996
Swimming, Girls 1 1987
Volleyball, Girls 2 1998, 2011
Winter Basketball, Boys 2 1929, 1986
Swimming, Boys 3 1956, 1957, 1985
Spring Golf, Girls 1 1998
Tennis, Boys 4 1983, 1984, 1998, 2012
Track and Field, Boys 2 1932, 1998
Track and Field, Girls 1 2006
Total 18

So you're saying the Bears are due this year?
 
State Championships
Season Sport Number of Championships Year
Fall Cross Country, Girls 1 1978
Football 2 1953, 1984
Golf, Boys 1 1996
Swimming, Girls 1 1987
Volleyball, Girls 2 1998, 2011
Winter Basketball, Boys 2 1929, 1986
Swimming, Boys 3 1956, 1957, 1985
Spring Golf, Girls 1 1998
Tennis, Boys 4 1983, 1984, 1998, 2012
Track and Field, Boys 2 1932, 1998
Track and Field, Girls 1 2006
Total 18

So you're saying the Bears are due this year?

Vernon Adams has no idea what you mean
 
State Championships
Season Sport Number of Championships Year
Fall Cross Country, Girls 1 1978
Football 2 1953, 1984
Golf, Boys 1 1996
Swimming, Girls 1 1987
Volleyball, Girls 2 1998, 2011
Winter Basketball, Boys 2 1929, 1986
Swimming, Boys 3 1956, 1957, 1985
Spring Golf, Girls 1 1998
Tennis, Boys 4 1983, 1984, 1998, 2012
Track and Field, Boys 2 1932, 1998
Track and Field, Girls 1 2006
Total 18

This guy says 1953 doesn't count.
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We played neighborhood all age pick up games in all three sports until real teams in junior high. None of that youth bullshit. My dad wouldn't even let me play little league. Fucking commie.

So in junior high if you sucked you sat on the bench and didn't get a letter. and your parents and siblings would tell you that you sucked until you got a burning desire to kill the mother fucker across from you so you wouldn't suck anymore. And get a good job and stuff and not get fired.

We played against Shelton, Hoquium and Aberdeen in junior high. Tuff fucking logger kids. Didn't play in high school. In 1972 you could get more girls with long hair than a letter jacket.

Get off my lawn

A lot must have changed since then.
 
We played neighborhood all age pick up games in all three sports until real teams in junior high. None of that youth bullshit. My dad wouldn't even let me play little league. Fucking commie.

So in junior high if you sucked you sat on the bench and didn't get a letter. and your parents and siblings would tell you that you sucked until you got a burning desire to kill the mother fucker across from you so you wouldn't suck anymore. And get a good job and stuff and not get fired.

We played against Shelton, Hoquium and Aberdeen in junior high. Tuff fucking logger kids. Didn't play in high school. In 1972 you could get more girls with long hair than a letter jacket.

Get off my lawn

A lot must have changed since then.

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