Jalen McMillan, 2020 4* WR, Fresno (San Joaquin), CA (COMMITTED!)

Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first playhttps://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576
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Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.
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Wtf?
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Might as well have been a random word generator, yet here I am laughing harder than I have in weeks.
 
Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first playhttps://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576
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Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.
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Stolen. My new email sig.
 
Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first playhttps://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576
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Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.
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Probably the best post in the last year. On any bored.
 
r/Titans made the front page of Reddit last night, a popular thread celebrating their win over the Patriots. This was the top comment from that poast. I nearly laughed myself sober putting it here last night
 
Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first playhttps://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576
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Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.
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do noses get broken? do teeth get knocked out?
 
https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441
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21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.
 
https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441
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21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.
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This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.
 
https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441
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21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.
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This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.
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I was on Ballz side for that one. It was easy to read between the lines and know what’s up.
 
https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441
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21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.
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This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.
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I was on Ballz side for that one[/b]. It was easy to read between the lines and know what’s up.
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sorry stopped reading after just out of principle
 
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https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441
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21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.
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This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.
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I was on Ballz side for that one[/b]. It was easy to read between the lines and know what’s up.
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sorry stopped reading after just out of principle
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Great dude.
 
https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441
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21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.
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pretty sure bbk ran like 21.0 mph once
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BBK also ran a 4.56 40. But yeah the speed tracker thing is usually a function of which players have the opportunity to run in a straight line the longest. Jalen's track times are a much better speed predictor.
 
https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441
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21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.
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pretty sure bbk ran like 21.0 mph once
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Probably when he was chasing Saquon and Derrick Henry.
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I know you are being sarcastic but BBK was chasing Bo Scarborough.
 
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