Jalen Hurts to UW?

[GreenRiverGatorz]

would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

Jalen Hurts is a shit quarterback. HTH.

 

[CuntWaffle]

would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

Mulit-layered WTF

First and most importantly, Jalen Hurts is garbage. Second he wouldn't be able to play next year because of the transfer rule... why is it so hard for this bored to understand this simple concept?

 

[picalogestabo]

ESPN says Hurts will be the starting QB for the Miami Dolphins in 2020. Should be speshul.

 

[NEPTUNE]

Ass too big. Hips not exquisite enough. Small dick. Pruney balls.

Hasn't sworn to the Orbgasm...

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[oregonblitzkrieg]

Jalen Hurts already plays for UW.

 

[DawgFader]

Ass too big. Hips not exquisite enough. Small dick. Pruney balls.

Hasn't sworn to the Orbgasm...

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Simpson’s did it better.

 

[NEPTUNE]

Trumps hair will fuck the orb...

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

If Jalen changed his first name to Jake we’d be seeing a WOOF! on Petersen’s Twitter account now.

 

[DodgyBloke]

He sucks, unless he wants to play buck