CuntWaffle
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I trust the coaches
Jake Shipley, 3* 2020 DE, Indio (Shadow Hills), CA (OFFERED 4/16/19)
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CallMeBigErn
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If last year's class is so fucking important, then what'ya gonna do about it? We don't have Jones and we don't have Wright. Unless you can change that, let's move along. Focus on what you can control. What we do have is fucking ballers in these last two classes that we haven't seen yet. I could name some but I don't have that kind of time. What we do have is Joe Tryon. What we do have is Smalls, Huard, Adams, Redman, JTT, ad nauseum coming down the greased goose pipe. Fuckin Christ. We're so confident, we don't even offer Simon or Scott (sarcasm?). Yes we want Bama level classes, but let's be realistic and shoot for top 10 (doable) and develop the fuck out of them, like we have been. Remember, we're in South Alaska without enormous built in advantages like the SEC/traditional schools, after all. On an even playing field, these guys are recruiting top level and getting plenty of their targets, but unless Petersen wants to get real dirty, which he won't, we're never going to recruit at that level. That's how it is. Maybe we would after a championship, but we're gonna have to make that happen first. I'm gonna roll with what the coaches are doing right now and see what's up after this 2019 rumble in the jungle and 2020 class. There are too many unknowns right now to pretend we know what the coaches think they have, need, or want.
This season is huge. I do know we have playmakers everywhere. LIPO-suction. It's April.
This season is huge. I do know we have playmakers everywhere. LIPO-suction. It's April.
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Dennis_DeYoung
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Although he's promised to stay away, I feel like unconsciously this may be the bat signal that gets Andrew Perceval to make an account just to give us a 4000 word essay—in serious tones—regarding his take about this issue.
God help us.
ExtraChrisB
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Too much doogshit, not enough paragraphs. Be better next time.
LaMichael_Corleone
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HillsboroDuck
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They're 17 years old
Edwin_Bambino
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Andrew actually is the person who turned me onto HH when we watched the first Pac 12 championship together. Look at what you have created Andrew.
I say 400,000 words.
animate
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Yeah ... but I offer this:
if some super hot chick brings you into her house and gives you an amazing blowjob and promises there's more where that came (lol) from ... how do you feel?
Does it matter if she's blown 425 other teenagers and made them shoot their load? In that year?
If you're 17?
.....
Ice_Holmvik
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Those coaches are fags.
Ballz
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Cristobal has his entire fucking athletic department sucking these kids off non-stop their entire visit. It's like a competition to see who can get more of the kid's cum on their face. They have no fucking shame and have nothing substantive to sell so their strategy is "we have more fun than everybody else, we want you way more than everybody else, and we'll suck you dry to prove it!" They are also preying on kids who have barely hit puberty yet. Anything they can do to gain an advantage they're doing and unfortunately it's working for a couple legit elite West coast recruits. Somethings gotta give though. They can't keep winning 6-8 games a year and sustain the bullshit recruiting hype. UW needs to destroy them on the field this season and take that fake ass shine off of them.
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RealRhino
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Oh my God look at some of the coaches in those pics! I'm fucking dying! Look at some of the older ones in particular. I imagine them sitting there thinking, "I put 22 years into coaching and here I am stuck giving teenagers metaphorical blowjobs in an alley for $10 a pop. Where did I go wrong?"