Jake Browning

If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.
 
Scout actually had Browning on their All-America team this week. Murray of Texas was the first team QB, Browning was the only other QB listed. The list was based on HS production and acheivment and not as a future prospect, where both those two get dinged for their size.
 
If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.
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Can't happen. Can't. Otherwise it's going to a Tibetan Monk candle fest
 
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If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.
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so... you're saying you're gonna become Damone?
 
I'll never Teen Boy Stalk again if Browning sucks. The only other option I'll accept is Ki-Jana Carter being an absolute beast, have him leave to go pro after his RS-soph/jr year and have Browning lead us to a natty for the final 2-3 years.
 
I'll never Teen Boy Stalk again if Browning sucks. The only other option I'll accept is Ki-Jana Carter being an absolute beast, have him leave to go pro after his RS-soph/jr year and have Browning lead us to a natty for the final 2-3 years.
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Counting out the return of QB/Punter/Fullback Derrick Brown already?
 
Why do people keep saying Browning is short? 6-2 205 as a teen. Brunel was 6-1 215
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This. When I saw him live he looked much bigger than I thought after hearing about how "undersized" he was. He has a wide frame too, I imagine a year in the weight room will do wonders.
 
Why do people keep saying Browning is short? 6-2 205 as a teen. Brunel was 6-1 215
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With all the 6' 5" quarterbacks the size of a small DE, people's perception of what's normal changed. Twenty years ago nobody would have noticed. His size is fine.
 
I'm thinking I'd grab my hammer, plop my nuts on a 2 x 4, and then nail them into the wood before lighting myself on fire in front of Husky Stadium.

Or, I'd want to run away and never come back:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.
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Can't happen. Can't. Otherwise it's going to a Tibetan Monk candle fest
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I'm thinking I'd grab my hammer, plop my nuts on a 2 x 4, and then nail them into the wood before lighting myself on fire in front of Husky Stadium.

Or, I'd want to run away and never come back:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.
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Can't happen. Can't. Otherwise it's going to a Tibetan Monk candle fest
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As a rule I never click on links on the bored. The first was GOAT which was awesome. The second was LPT...not so much. You just need to give that kid the matches...he'll take care of the rest.
 
Scout actually had Browning on their All-America team this week. Murray of Texas was the first team QB, Browning was the only other QB listed. The list was based on HS production and acheivment and not as a future prospect, where both those two get dinged for their size.
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DON'T COME BACK!
 
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