Jake Browning is a WINNER

[PurpleBaze]

And yet he's still getting no pussy on campus.

Pussies like him get no pussy.

He's a cuck.

Baze, women like, have ALWAYS liked a real man. Metro pussies like yourself turn them off. When she weighs 125lbs, and outweighs u baze, youre out of luck, even with your $200 fake- tear skinny jeans.

Pup can dress in the finest thread, flowing golden locks, the occassional handlebar stash to go with his Filson wardrobe for the fucking hot mature woman..or shave stash and dress trendy for that young 20-30-something. Either way pup tasting cooz juice.
Just depends on my fashion mood.

On other hand, chicks will dance with you and your little frame, accept a free drink, but go home with Pup. Dont forget Baze, pup's smoking 20-something prefers a stash ride from a gorgeous, wealthy and distingued Pup over a Prius ride from a cunt like you;
Aside from your geeky looks paying for drinks with a sock of change aint helping your cause. The magenta Prius is the 3rd strike.

Pumpy the best dancer

Murderballroom dancing?

Low class man, wow

Making it easier by the day for you to leave this cesspool?

 

[LebamDawg]

weiner is not spelled winner

 

[Alexis]

And yet he's still getting no pussy on campus.

Actually a false narrative. I know a few kids who party with the guy in the summer. He still brings in Power 5 conference starting QB high quality tail that all on this bored not computer handle named Swaye would piss themselves for.

But. that being said. Jake Browning sucks.

 

[Pitchfork51]

And yet he's still getting no pussy on campus.

Actually a false narrative. I know a few kids who party with the guy in the summer. He still brings in Power 5 conference starting QB high quality tail that all on this bored not computer handle named Swaye would piss themselves for.

But. that being said. Jake Browning sucks.

i dont believe you

 

[Hippopeteamus]

And yet he's still getting no pussy on campus.

Actually a false narrative. I know a few kids who party with the guy in the summer. He still brings in Power 5 conference starting QB high quality tail that all on this bored not computer handle named Swaye would piss themselves for.

But. that being said. Jake Browning sucks.

Yeah, maybe the kind of tail a QB playing for Cal would pick up.

 

[doogville]

And yet he's still getting no pussy on campus.

Sadly, his gf is smokin

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I am ashamed that I haven't said anything in this thread yet.

Jake Browning is the worst fucking QB of my lifetime at UW (not named Casey or Cyler) and he should transfer to Oregon State.

I hate everything about the way he plays and he cost us a P12N title this past year. We could've won the rest of the games with PGOS at QB.

 

[Pitchfork51]

And yet he's still getting no pussy on campus.

Sadly, his gf is smokin

i thought he is in a long distance relationship.

In which case it is irrelevant what she looks like. There are like a billion hot girls im not fucking either.

and regardless the point is as the Qb to get lots of hot ass. not some one chick and be monogamous.

you faggot

 

[PurpleBaze]

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