Jacob Bandes, 4* 2019 DT, Pittsburg (HS), CA (COMMITTED)


God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”

If we’re bashing Lake Oswego moms that love to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot” - I AM FUCKING OUT.
 
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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”

If we’re bashing Lake Oswego moms that love to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot” - I AM FUCKING OUT.

Lake O mom’s sound fun.
 
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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”

If we’re bashing Lake Oswego moms that love to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot” - I AM FUCKING OUT.

We know that already Dennis
 

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”

If we’re bashing Lake Oswego moms that love to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot” - I AM FUCKING OUT.

U must be an amazing wing man. Tyfys
 

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”

If we’re bashing Lake Oswego moms that love to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot” - I AM FUCKING OUT.

Lake O mom’s sound fun.

As you get older my son, you will learn that the rich people schools, have the trophy wives.
 
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