Jacob Bandes, 4* 2019 DT, Pittsburg (HS), CA (COMMITTED)

[El_K]

I now want to hump Myckenna Guerrero

 

[Domicillo]

https://twitter.com/jacob_bandes/status/1047332256933498880?s=21

 

[RealRhino]

He was screwed from the start. The likes will always beat the retweets in these things.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

He was screwed from the start. The likes will always beat the retweets in these things.

*Retweet*

 

[Thebourbinator]

He was screwed from the start. The likes will always beat the retweets in these things.

*scwewed

 

[FireCohen]

He was screwed from the start. The likes will always beat the retweets in these things.

*Retweet*

Twat*

 

[DoogCourics]

When I asked if he'd been talking with any other UW commits and he said "yeah, definitely, guys like Noa Ngalu, who is from the same area as me, Asa Turner" and he said "we're still working on bringing in some really good defensive players, just watch".

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[Bread]

Well the 2020 West coast D-line class looks like absolute dog shit[/b] so might as well try to take as many quality D-lineman as possible this class and starve out the rest of the conference. Tuitele, Wright, Ika, Bandes, and Ngalu. It doesn't appear like they would say no to any of them. Let's try to get ALL OF THEM! A huge D-line class would lessen the sting of missing out on Charbonnet and possibly Ngata. If they miss out on an elite RB and WR but use those two scholarships to load up on elite D-lineman I'm happy. The D-line wins championships.

Eh, not really. Maybe not as strong as this year, but there are some players for sure. Jamar Sekona is a beast. Darnell Washington is an absolute freak and will probably end up playing defense, although he's black and from Nevada so he's not coming here. Aidan Keanaaina is pretty decent, and his middle name is Ikaika so I think we can consider that one in the bag. Noah Sewell is a freak too, although he's also not coming here for obvious reasons. I'm also interested to see DeShawn Lynch from Folsom play football since he doesn't have the body type for basketball but seems pretty athletic. It's early.

Why waste your time writing this?

Pete will never offer Deshawn or Darnell or Jamar. Aiden is probably a silent commit by now but 1 dline

He was screwed from the start. The likes will always beat the retweets in these things.

Wrong again...

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Fuck I love this kid

 

[FireCohen]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

I look like the butler from mr Deeds but with a over grown beard, receding hairline, and a massively thinning crown. FML.

Do you look like Tyrone Biggums?

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

Fuck I love this kid

View attachment 16330

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

I look like the butler from mr Deeds but with a over grown beard, receding hairline, and a massively thinning crown. FML.

Do you look like Tyrone Biggums?

I look like Russell Wilson mixed with Ryan bowman.

 

[WilburHooksHands]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This song fucking rips, my dream for some tim has been to have Kip Winger do a “he’s only 17” version for TSIO

 

[RaceBannon]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

I used to have long hair halfway down my back but I didn't perm it and I was never ripped enough to do a music video in a wife beater vest.

Now I look like 81% o bald white guys but I have a beard instead of a goatee

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Fuck I love this kid

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God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

 

[RaceBannon]

Fuck I love this kid

View attachment 16330

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

Fuck I love this kid

View attachment 16330

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”