Jacob Bandes, 4* 2019 DT, Pittsburg (HS), CA (COMMITTED)

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Yeah I don't really like Bandes a lot either, it's just hilarious to me that BallzDeep is somehow considerably worse at social interactions and expressing his opinions even when compared the rest of this scum-filled retard nest.

That's why I love him.

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

But do we really want a shot? I'm not all that impressed with his physical stature.

We need more guys that look like Levi Onwuzurike. Not Elijah Qualls.

I hope u understand that Levi is a fucking genetic freak. Not everyone looks like that

Fuck you bitch. That's what it takes to win in the fucking playoffs. Having a D-line of genetic freaks across the board. Do you want to win a national title or just beat up on shit Pac-12 teams and then get ass raped by the big boys every year.

A 270-lb defensive tackle with a faster 20-yard shuttle time than a lot of wide receivers isn't a genetic freak? We'll? take him off your hands for you, Roof.

 

[CuntWaffle]

So BallzDeep wants fat running backs and skinny defensive tackles. Got it.

 

[DoogCourics]

In an ideal world, destroying something BallzDeep is a dream scenario. Then I come to HardcoreHusky and realize it's just a 2 in chub that destroys everything with AIDS.

Color me disappointed.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

In an ideal world, destroying something BallzDeep is a dream scenario. Then I come to HardcoreHusky and realize it's just a 2 in chub that destroys everything with AIDS.

Color me disappointed.

Is someone trying to do a bot account here?

 

[CuntWaffle]

@CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.

You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.

He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.

By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.

BallzDeepFuckingStupid

Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.

But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!

No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.

I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.

But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.

Bandes looks like a guy that can't really go much higher.

It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

@CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.

You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.

He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.

By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.

BallzDeepFuckingStupid

Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.

But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!

No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.

I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.

But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.

Bandes looks like a guy that can't really go much higher.

It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.

lol - Ballz is a genius on some level.

 

[CuntWaffle]

@CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.

You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.

He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.

By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.

BallzDeepFuckingStupid

Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.

But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!

No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.

I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.

But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.

Bandes looks like a guy that can't really go much higher.

It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.

lol - Ballz is a genius on some level.

I like Ballz. He has a that DDY temper posting syndrome but he has yet to figure out how to control it correctly. He has some odd ways of approaching things though.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

My assessment of Husky fans essentially runs along one line:

1. Are their standards high?

If so, they can be crazy and stupid and I will still enjoy them on some level because at least they aren’t saying that Jake’s inability to convert a third down in a meaningful game is due to shoulder surgery.

Ballz might be sideways but there’s no denying he has high standards and doesn’t suffer (what he perceives as) bullshit.

If you come on here arguing it doesn’t really matter if we don’t get recruit X or that player Y is “fine” then I’m going to flip out. If you are like “if we don’t get Kayvon this year FIRE OUR WHOLE DEFENSIVE STAFF” I won’t agree but at least you care.

Part of the standards problem is people mess up relative for absolute.

I try to have high standards relative to where we are, while hoping there is overall progress.

It’s ridiculous to think that a 5th grader should be pulling As in a differential equations class at Cal Tech, but that doesn’t excuse s/him from getting Cs in their own level.

 

[dnc]

BallzDeep. Every Thread. Always re

My assessment of Husky fans essentially runs along one line:

1. Are their standards high?

If so, they can be crazy and stupid and I will still enjoy them on some level because at least they aren’t saying that Jake’s inability to convert a third down in a meaningful game is due to shoulder surgery.

Ballz might be sideways but there’s no denying he has high standards and doesn’t suffer (what he perceives as) bullshit.

If you come on here arguing it doesn’t really matter if we don’t get recruit X or that player Y is “fine” then I’m going to flip out. If you are like “if we don’t get Kayvon this year FIRE OUR WHOLE DEFENSIVE STAFF” I won’t agree but at least you care.

Part of the standards problem is people mess up relative for absolute.

I try to have high standards relative to where we are, while hoping there is overall progress.

It’s ridiculous to think that a 5th grader should be pulling As in a differential equations class at Cal Tech, but that doesn’t excuse s/him from getting Cs in their own level.

If my kid doesn't have his TCU MBA by the tim his peers are in fifth grade he's fucking out!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

In an ideal world, destroying something BallzDeep is a dream scenario. Then I come to HardcoreHusky and realize it's just a 2 in chub that destroys everything with AIDS.

Color me disappointed.

You simply could not hold back could you

 

[Sledog]

Seriously ... FUCK OFF[/b] @BallzDeep with your fucktarded fucking logic ... what a fucktarded fuck off you are with your opinions here

I haven't watched his film but I am smart enough to take a look at where he ranks on 247 and it's not hard to realize he's a Top 65 recruit nationally in the Class of 2019 ... last I checked, that's pretty fucking good.

You don't like him because you don't like how he looks in fucking spandex? Unless it's a she in spandex and she's got her legs straight up in the air, I don't give 2 shits about what a football recruit, much less an OL/DL recruit, looks in fucking spandex. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.

Do you think Greg Gaines looked great in spandex as a 17 year old? How many DL in the country would you trade Greg Gaines for right now in the country? And of that number, how many of those DL would you actually say UW had a shot at getting?

And moreover, FUCK OFF[/b] for suggesting that a kid looks like Qualls and we don't want him ... guess what ... Qualls was a tremendous player for the system that we ran. Part of the reason we were able to contain the Alabama offense as well as we did was because of what a player like Qualls brought to the table. You are such a fucktarded idiot sometimes.

By the way, here's what Vince Wilfork looked like in high school and college (and I'm not saying that Bandes is Vince Wilfork so don't twist) ...

Point being that every player has a niche and role to play on a team and if a player is deemed to be a good fit for what is being asked for him, You have to look at film and figure out if a kid can play or not ... those pics of Wilfork (particularly at Miami) if I just look at him in a uniform he just looks fat and out of shape to me. But I'm certainly not going to run my mouth acting like I know more than others because I looked at a fucking picture of that kid in spandex. Go fucking spank your monkey 62x and see what happens ... if you do that then you can come back and run your mouth about what somebody looks like in spandex.

TL, DR ... FUCK OFF[/b]

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Seriously ... FUCK OFF[/b] @BallzDeep with your fucktarded fucking logic ... what a fucktarded fuck off you are with your opinions here

I haven't watched his film but I am smart enough to take a look at where he ranks on 247 and it's not hard to realize he's a Top 65 recruit nationally in the Class of 2019 ... last I checked, that's pretty fucking good.

You don't like him because you don't like how he looks in fucking spandex? Unless it's a she in spandex and she's got her legs straight up in the air, I don't give 2 shits about what a football recruit, much less an OL/DL recruit, looks in fucking spandex. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.

Do you think Greg Gaines looked great in spandex as a 17 year old? How many DL in the country would you trade Greg Gaines for right now in the country? And of that number, how many of those DL would you actually say UW had a shot at getting?

And moreover, FUCK OFF[/b] for suggesting that a kid looks like Qualls and we don't want him ... guess what ... Qualls was a tremendous player for the system that we ran. Part of the reason we were able to contain the Alabama offense as well as we did was because of what a player like Qualls brought to the table. You are such a fucktarded idiot sometimes.

By the way, here's what Vince Wilfork looked like in high school and college (and I'm not saying that Bandes is Vince Wilfork so don't twist) ...

Point being that every player has a niche and role to play on a team and if a player is deemed to be a good fit for what is being asked for him, You have to look at film and figure out if a kid can play or not ... those pics of Wilfork (particularly at Miami) if I just look at him in a uniform he just looks fat and out of shape to me. But I'm certainly not going to run my mouth acting like I know more than others because I looked at a fucking picture of that kid in spandex. Go fucking spank your monkey 62x and see what happens ... if you do that then you can come back and run your mouth about what somebody looks like in spandex.

TL, DR ... FUCK OFF[/b]

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BRBYO

 

[FireCohen]

@CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.

You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.

He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.

By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.

BallzDeepFuckingStupid

Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.

But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!

No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.

I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.

But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.

Bandes looks like a guy that can't really go much higher.

It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.

lol - Ballz is a genius on some level.

I like Ballz. He has a that DDY temper posting syndrome but he has yet to figure out how to control it correctly. He has some odd ways of approaching things though.

Maybe he should run into a tree

 

[seatownfunk]

My assessment of Husky fans essentially runs along one line:

1. Are their standards high?

If so, they can be crazy and stupid and I will still enjoy them on some level because at least they aren’t saying that Jake’s inability to convert a third down in a meaningful game is due to shoulder surgery.

Ballz might be sideways but there’s no denying he has high standards and doesn’t suffer (what he perceives as) bullshit.

If you come on here arguing it doesn’t really matter if we don’t get recruit X or that player Y is “fine” then I’m going to flip out. If you are like “if we don’t get Kayvon this year FIRE OUR WHOLE DEFENSIVE STAFF” I won’t agree but at least you care.

Part of the standards problem is people mess up relative for absolute.

I try to have high standards relative to where we are, while hoping there is overall progress.

It’s ridiculous to think that a 5th grader should be pulling As in a differential equations class at Cal Tech, but that doesn’t excuse s/him from getting Cs in their own level.

If my kid doesn't have his TCU MBA by the tim his peers are in fifth grade he's fucking out!

My kid would already have been gulag'd for missing the front end of a one and one in 4th grade.

 

[haie]

Did we tell his hs coach to fuck off yet?

 

[DoogCourics]

For what it’s worth, Ektard is 81% sure that Ballzdeep’s least favorite DT, while not looking exceptional in spandex, was the best player regardless of position at the Bay Area Opening today.

At least Bandes is winning at something.

 

[DoogCourics]

Though to be fair, he did say Hatchett looked awful and he was “not impressed” by Austin Jones, even wondering how he was one of the top RB on the West Coast.

So......

 

[DoogCourics]

And with my first triple post do tell me to fuck off.

However, Huffman confirmed Bandes was the top DL at the regional, and that he “easily” beat Hatchett on back to back reps.

 

[CuntWaffle]

And with my first triple post do tell me to fuck off.

However, Huffman confirmed Bandes was the top DL at the regional, and that he “easily” beat Hatchett on back to back reps.

With a sample size like that NO WAY I want Hatchett anymore.