Jacob Bandes, 2019 4* DT, Pittsburg HS, CA (COMMITTED)

How many of our recruits are taking part in NNN?

**FBI rappels through my window and beats me senseless with their nightsticks**
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December first is going to be a disaster. Every kid in Seattle I know has been holding it.
 
Still makes me lol that no nut november went mainstream. I wonder if all the normies know that it started in the nofap subreddit which is filled with virgins who think they will get magical powers if they abstain from jerking off.
 
Still makes me lol that no nut november went mainstream. I wonder if all the normies know that it started in the nofap subreddit which is filled with virgins who think they will get magical powers if they abstain from jerking off.
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81% of hh are virgins
 
Still makes me lol that no nut november went mainstream. I wonder if all the normies know that it started in the nofap subreddit which is filled with virgins who think they will get magical powers if they abstain from jerking off.
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Fucking betas
 
99% of the people who said they are still on track for NNN are liars. Zero chance any 18 yo high school kid can go 1 month without nutting when you have so much testosterone grasshoppers make you horny.
 
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99% of the people who said they are still on track for NNN are liars. Zero chance any 18 yo high school kid can go 1 month without nutting when you have so much testosterone grasshoppers make you horny.
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I didn’t last a single day.
 
99% of the people who said they are still on track for NNN are liars. Zero chance any 18 yo high school kid can go 1 month without nutting when you have so much testosterone grasshoppers make you horny.
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I didn’t last a single day.
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Your shirt tells us everything we need to know about you.
 
Bandes is going to google himself one day and end up reading about everyone's jizz habits.
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I wonder if Helton or any other coach ever uses this site for negative recruiting? You know Harbaugh would. (Utah hate week immediately followed by Wolverines/Harbaugh hate month)
I hope 81% of recruits find this site and show their two moms.
 
NNN is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of. Next to MoosterFS.
 
99% of the people who said they are still on track for NNN are liars. Zero chance any 18 yo high school kid can go 1 month without nutting when you have so much testosterone grasshoppers make you horny.
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It's so fucking difficult. I really hope this shit gets better by like 20 or I'm going to have some real efficiency issues in college
 
99% of the people who said they are still on track for NNN are liars. Zero chance any 18 yo high school kid can go 1 month without nutting when you have so much testosterone grasshoppers make you horny.
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It's so fucking difficult. I really hope this shit gets better by like 20 or I'm going to have some real efficiency issues in college
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it doesn't
 
I could never take part in NNN, per doctors orders. I have a severe protein deficiency and to supplement, I just fire off some knuckle children on my hairy belly before bed and let it dry overnight.

Wake up the next morning and breakfast is served....same consistency as kale chips. Tastes about the same too.

bone apple teeth!
 
I could never take part in NNN, per doctors orders. I have a severe protein deficiency and to supplement, I just fire off some knuckle children on my hairy belly before bed and let it dry overnight.

Wake up the next morning and breakfast is served....same consistency as kale chips. Tastes about the same too.

bone apple teeth!
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pic? asking for sven
 
Still makes me lol that no nut november went mainstream. I wonder if all the normies know that it started in the nofap subreddit which is filled with virgins who think they will get magical powers if they abstain from jerking off.
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Fucking betas
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@RaceBannon did you part take in NNN while in max? must be hard[/b] ;)
 
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