Jacob Bandes, 2019 4* DT, Pittsburg HS, CA (COMMITTED)

[animate]

When I was 17 all I wanted was my dicked sucked 24/7 ... i'd even settle for Sark in drag.

Is that where you got your avatar?

No man ... That's Lo Pan!

From the greatest movie of all time.

Big Trouble in Little China.

Watch that shit.

INDEED!

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.

Lo Pan: Indeed!

Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

 

[BeerThirty]

When I was 17 all I wanted was my dicked sucked 24/7 ... i'd even settle for Sark in drag.

Is that where you got your avatar?

No man ... That's Lo Pan!

From the greatest movie of all time.

Big Trouble in Little China.

Watch that shit.

INDEED!

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.

Lo Pan: Indeed!

Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Six Demon Bag Defense?

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1029845475497627648

 

[Ballz]

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

 

[CuntWaffle]

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

Don't you hate this kid?

 

[Gladstone]

 

[Gwad]

Alabama

 

[FireCohen]

Alabama

Alebama*

 

[Gwad]

Kaho told Bandes about the singularity that makes Tuscaloosa closer to your family no matter where they are on the planet.

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

This kid has stretch marks. We like 'em fat, but not this potato shaped.

 

[animate]

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

This kid has stretch marks. We like 'em fat, but not this potato shaped.

Good! Hands off then... We'll take him and coach him up.

 

[dOgmaster]

As much as I would love for some other school get him, say Illinios, I think he is going to pick UW. The other DT’s on your wish list I am not so sure.

 

[AZDuck]

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

Because he’s not going to commit to Oregon?

 

[Baseman]

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

Because he’s not going to commit to Oregon?

He’s signing an NLI with Washington. He’ll play football for Alabama.

 

[Ballz]

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

No quooks fagging up this thread? I wonder why?

Because he’s not going to commit to Oregon?

Neither are any of UW's other remaining top targets.

 

[dtd]

Paaaaaaaaaaaaama, Bandes, Tui or Ika (preferably Tui) and that is a drool worthy DL class.

Ika is perhaps the most important western recruit left available. He's the type of dude you build a defense around.

That is the faggetyassest pic on twatter. Imagine if that dude were wearing whatever colors Oregon wears.

 

[jhfstyle24]

Paaaaaaaaaaaaama, Bandes, Tui or Ika (preferably Tui) and that is a drool worthy DL class.

Ika is perhaps the most important western recruit left available. He's the type of dude you build a defense around.

That is the faggetyassest pic on twatter. Imagine if that dude were wearing whatever colors Oregon wears.

He can be a fag. But he is our fag.

 

[NorwegianHusky]

Don't talk shit about Bandes. He's an elite prospect and we want him.

 

[HUSKYFANATIC]

It’s Friday Bitches!!! Where is my “woof”?

 

[dnc]

It’s Friday Bitches!!! Where is my “woof”?

5pm pacific