Jackson Sirmon 1st Team Defense

As shitty Jon Wilner, it can be hard to truly know everything about every team. My guess is a lot of people are lazy and just look at stats, see Sirmon's numbers and assume that means something. I wouldn't even put him on fourth team All-Pac-12 and it's an exceptionally shallow year for linebackers in the conference going in.

With Flowe, part of that is I think how thin LB is but also the unfortunate thing with recruiting hype now is that we're seeing a lot of self-fulfilling prophecies where players who were big recruits get honors and unless they straight up don't play they get this kind of credit. I'm not just shitting on Oregon with that too - I've seen it with some recent UW and USC players. Bruener and one of the many veteran transfers coming into the conference should be ahead of him for now.
 
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Flowe in the middle.

Season-ending injuries both years at Oregon.

WTF is wrong with you?

Is that the same cliff Spencer Webb fell off of?

You’re a comic genius.

UW straight up vs. UO at Husky Stadium (2021)
OSU straight up vs. UO at Autzen Stadium (2021)

Your picks.

Trying to be funny about a college football players unfortunate death.

Did you teach Curtis Williams how to tackle?

Run you ignorant mouth at end of this season re: Oregon’s LBers, including Justin Flowe.
 
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Flowe in the middle.

Season-ending injuries both years at Oregon.

WTF is wrong with you?

Is that the same cliff Spencer Webb fell off of?
Too soon with the Robert Van Winkle joke☝️
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CgU2Hg_vGpL/

Flowe in the middle.

Season-ending injuries both years at Oregon.

WTF is wrong with you?

Is that the same cliff Spencer Webb fell off of?

You’re a comic genius.

UW straight up vs. UO at Husky Stadium (2021)
OSU straight up vs. UO at Autzen Stadium (2021)

Your picks.

Trying to be funny about a college football players unfortunate death.

Did you teach Curtis Williams how to tackle?

Run you ignorant mouth at end of this season re: Oregon’s LBers, including Justin Flowe.

Classy poast.
 
Am I the only one who wants to slit their [/s] Tom Hansen's wrists that there's a preseason all conference team?
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CgU2Hg_vGpL/

Flowe in the middle.

Season-ending injuries both years at Oregon.

Wood.

edit: It's a joke poast, ofc, but god damn look at that dude. Fuck. TBS 4 LYFE!
 
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Justin Flowe is 2nd team. Has he ever even played a snap?

It's a fucking joke(not the same kind of joke as me wanting to fuck Justin Flowe), same as Cardwell. The conference is shit. The reporters are lazy as shit. We're lazy as shit.
 
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Am I the only one who wants to slit their [/s] Tom Hansen's wrists that there's a preseason all conference team?

No. It's ridiculous and even more pathetic given the state of the conference.

The teams, the players. It's all lazy. It's like the writers are doing it while filling out their resumes for the B1G and SEC.
 
As shitty Jon Wilner, it can be hard to truly know everything about every team. My guess is a lot of people are lazy and just look at stats, see Sirmon's numbers and assume that means something. I wouldn't even put him on fourth team All-Pac-12 and it's an exceptionally shallow year for linebackers in the conference going in.

With Flowe, part of that is I think how thin LB is but also the unfortunate thing with recruiting hype now is that we're seeing a lot of self-fulfilling prophecies where players who were big recruits get honors and unless they straight up don't play they get this kind of credit. I'm not just shitting on Oregon with that too - I've seen it with some recent UW and USC players. Bruener and one of the many veteran transfers coming into the conference should be ahead of him for now.

We?'ve got Jaxson Kirkland, TJ Bass, and Alex Forsyth as 1st teamers. It's an all tim? Modern tim? It's been a long fucking tim since the talent level was so low in the conference. 5 years ago these dudes were backups, or the guy you move from LG to RG when you're RG gets hurt. They're valuable players but come the fuck on.
 
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And to all parents, if your last name is "Vorhees" have the god damned balls[/i] to name your kid Jason. Otherwise fuck off and die.
 
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