When it comes to Clint's westerns, I cannot decide who owns the top spot - The Outlaw Josey Wales, High Plains Drifter, or The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. All 3 are great, but gun to head, I'm taking Wales.
If any one of them is on the TV, I'm watching it. And saying every line. And pissing off my wife.
It's what I do.
As for the orangutan flicks -
"you know what this is?"
"An Arm?"
"No - this!"
"A tattoo?"
"You know what those are? Them's black widdahs!"
"Did you know that more people die from black widdah bites every year than from rattlers?"
"That's funny - most people I know just step on them and squash them."
Or something pretty close to that.