It's Sad to see how far Dawgman.com Has Fallen

[mobey]

Here is what I see happening. DJ begins to realize by looking at internal numbers (just made that up) that it is really the Road Sluts that drive 80 percent of the traffic here (in reality it is just Koop refreshing the page 53 times per minute to go for epic JO sessions). I start getting a weekly feature article to really showcase the whores. Donations skyrocket. The Bored of Directors votes to give me royalties, say 81 dollars a month.

I use the money to buy Hot Pockets in bulk, and go into a catatonic stupor after ingesting 23 Hot Pockets at once. I never recover. The Sluts are dead. I'm dead. And Sven takes out his frstration by pouring napalm on all the Vanilla servers and burning this mother fucker down. The end.

Catatonic after 23 Hot Pockets?

Want to visit Vegas with me?

 

[PurpleJ]

TIL PL_SS is actually paralyzed.

Or I'm being whooshed? Sigh.

Yes he is actually paralyzed. And had I known that people would taunt him over that fact, I never would have revealed his paralysis last year while telling a story about him.

Which is why PurpleJs "there can be no moderation or it's just like Dawgman" Cockus like rhetoric is fucktarded. We burned HHBv1.0 to the ground. (I'm being kind saying we because I didn't do that shit). That would happen here as well with no moderation.

Wherever you think there's a line that people won't cross there's a half brain there crossing it.

Are you implying that we may have some habitual line-steppers in our ranks???

Poppycock!

P.S. I learned the lesson of zero moderation on the dawgbored the hard way.

P.L.S.S. I love me some puppylove, but I still gotta say SEC SEC SEC.

 

[AZDuck]

I agree with the some but minimal moderation approach. I also know that I don't have the ability to do it myself because I probably would have banned a few people just because they get on my nerves and don't shut up.

Derek seems to have found the right line - actively fuck up the bored and you'll be gone, but usually with a warning

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Seven titles in eight years is one giant fucking fact.

Includes the LSU/Bammer rematch, the LSU two loss team, easy schedules, and media propaganda

Seven times an SEC team has faced a non SEC team in the championship game, and six times they have won it. Bitch all you want about subjective shit like scheduling and propaganda, but there's no arguing they have objectively gotten the job done when they've been there. Objective facts > subjective opinions.

Jesus...How is the schedule subjective? You're smarter than that. I think.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Seven titles in eight years is one giant fucking fact.

Includes the LSU/Bammer rematch, the LSU two loss team, easy schedules, and media propaganda

Seven times an SEC team has faced a non SEC team in the championship game, and six times they have won it. Bitch all you want about subjective shit like scheduling and propaganda, but there's no arguing they have objectively gotten the job done when they've been there. Objective facts > subjective opinions.

Jesus...How is the schedule subjective? You're smarter than that. I think.

I don't know. An SEC team just beat a ranked Kansas State on the road and you SEC haters somehow think this proves that they suck and never play anyone.

 

[MisterEm]

Seven titles in eight years is one giant fucking fact.

Includes the LSU/Bammer rematch, the LSU two loss team, easy schedules, and media propaganda

Seven times an SEC team has faced a non SEC team in the championship game, and six times they have won it. Bitch all you want about subjective shit like scheduling and propaganda, but there's no arguing they have objectively gotten the job done when they've been there. Objective facts > subjective opinions.

Jesus...How is the schedule subjective? You're smarter than that. I think.

I don't know. An SEC team just beat a ranked Kansas State on the road and you SEC haters somehow think this proves that they suck and never play anyone.

You sound like a jilted lover.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

TIL PL_SS is actually paralyzed.

Or I'm being whooshed? Sigh.

Yes he is actually paralyzed. And had I known that people would taunt him over that fact, I never would have revealed his paralysis last year while telling a story about him.

Which is why PurpleJs "there can be no moderation or it's just like Dawgman" Cockus like rhetoric is fucktarded. We burned HHBv1.0 to the ground. (I'm being kind saying we because I didn't do that shit). That would happen here as well with no moderation.

Wherever you think there's a line that people won't cross there's a half brain there crossing it.

Well put. People will always try to push the boundaries especially when they're relatively anonymous except to maybe Vanilla, mods, and Ukrainian hackers in mom's basement. I may have even pushed a few boundaries in the past.

 

[dnc]

Seven titles in eight years is one giant fucking fact.

Includes the LSU/Bammer rematch, the LSU two loss team, easy schedules, and media propaganda

Seven times an SEC team has faced a non SEC team in the championship game, and six times they have won it. Bitch all you want about subjective shit like scheduling and propaganda, but there's no arguing they have objectively gotten the job done when they've been there. Objective facts > subjective opinions.

Jesus...How is the schedule subjective? You're smarter than that. I think.

The schedule itself is not subjective. Your argument about the schedule is subjective.

hth

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

TIL PL_SS is actually paralyzed.

Or I'm being whooshed? Sigh.

Yes he is actually paralyzed. And had I known that people would taunt him over that fact, I never would have revealed his paralysis last year while telling a story about him.

Which is why PurpleJs "there can be no moderation or it's just like Dawgman" Cockus like rhetoric is fucktarded. We burned HHBv1.0 to the ground. (I'm being kind saying we because I didn't do that shit). That would happen here as well with no moderation.

Wherever you think there's a line that people won't cross there's a half brain there crossing it.

Huh?

 

[PurpleReign]

Tough crowd over there. They nailed one of my accounts. They must waste a ton of time troll hunting. Lol.

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