It’s Lanning

Power rankings
1. DeBoner’s daughter Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

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Thai women are 🥵

After reading that comment everyone now knows that this is you.
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Problem?

I applaud you for owning it. Nice visor.

Miami’s coach mostly spoke in tuff guy coach speak, but I really liked his response whenever asked about a transfer or someone leaving the program: he’d slyly say “we don’t judge” and he might as well have been winning. AIt’s ingenious. The kid could be leaving because you sold him a pack of lies and by saying “we don’t judge” it leads one to speculate that the kid is transferring because he wants to be home closer to his boyfriend or has a bad heroin addiction.

We(?) don’t judge.
 

Looks like he'll fit right in in Eugene.
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What the fuck was that? Lol. What a doofus.

A couple of those players definitely tried to light him up, too.

There’s no question I’d try to light up a coach that did that

dayum... internet badass :D

I lit somebody up this week playing soccer … practice what I preach

Day drinking?

Fuck no

Lit up one of my defenders with the ref not looking … returned the favor

You lit up someone on your own team? Congrats?

Of course not … opposition

Saying "my defenders" in reference to the other team is... I don't know what it is but its weird.

You’re trying to read into something something that isn’t there

I mean yeah, you're right. It's probably because I'm a keeper. I always reference "my defenders". The ones on my team. They're mine.

My team

My defenders

Opponent pushes my defender down

I push back

Go fuck yourself for being an idiot

Which shin did you kick him in? Saw 3 go down in PDX yesterday in less than 5 minutes of play. All seemed to have survived. It looked bad, very bad initially. Writhing in pain.

Pushed in the back … same thing done to my defender

Should have kicked him. One of those sweeping leg kind from behind. Sniper style.
 
https://twitter.com/WestCoastCFB/status/1470120577012621313?s=20

This deserves its own thread.

Oregon BEGGED Wilcox to come. And he said “no.” Incredible.

You're going to pay me what?
To come home and coach where I played and my bro and my HOF dad?
20 miles from where I grew up?
Place where I was born?
Best facilities in the conference?
Best Whale booster in America?
Private Jet at my disposal?
Resources to pay my assistants top ?
A brand new indoor practice facility?
National brand known by recruits?
Oregon coeds?

Naw, I'm gonna stay here and rot at Cal.

OK!

 
https://twitter.com/WestCoastCFB/status/1470120577012621313?s=20

Good for Justin.

Mullens: Hey, Justin, wanna be a slimeball and sell your soul? The job is yours if you want it.

Wilcox: Nah.

Please shut up doog. He didn't take the job because he’s a loser than knew he would be fired in 4 years if he did. He can fuck around and win 5 at cal for all eternity

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Chinconclusive. This photo alone doesn't tell us? enough.

5 H's for Spotting a Tranny

Too Hot - Vegas hot. Over compensating

Height - Too tall. For whatever reason, they are nearly all built like linebackers.

Hands - Commensurate with height, those hands are too big.

Hips - Women have child rearing hips, men don't.

Hoarse voice. This is the one of last resort. A feminine voice can't be faked. Just can't.

 

Chinconclusive. This photo alone doesn't tell us? enough.

5 H's for Spotting a Tranny

Too Hot - Vegas hot. Over compensating

Height - Too tall. For whatever reason, they are nearly all built like linebackers.

Hands - Commensurate with height, those hands are too big.

Hips - Women have child rearing hips, men don't.

Hoarse voice. This is the one of last resort. A feminine voice can't be faked. Just can't.

I only take advice on Thai women and Thai lady boys from noted expert @splooge
 
Power rankings
1. DeBoner’s daughter Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

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Thai women are 🥵

What is wrong with you?

Dude with a signature of massive tits spilling out at the beach complains that I’m being too pervy. Lol go fuck your mother. Or are you just a racist and can’t imagine someone being into different ethnicities of women?

I’m not complaining about the tits btw. Just a bit tired of being mass downvoted for having a hard on for lanning’s bone cancer beatin’ wife
 
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Chinconclusive. This photo alone doesn't tell us? enough.

5 H's for Spotting a Tranny

Too Hot - Vegas hot. Over compensating

Height - Too tall. For whatever reason, they are nearly all built like linebackers.

Hands - Commensurate with height, those hands are too big.

Hips - Women have child rearing hips, men don't.

Hoarse voice. This is the one of last resort. A feminine voice can't be faked. Just can't.

I only take advice on Thai women and Thai lady boys from noted expert @splooge

Biggest sign: being too forward. One grabs your dick another comes up from behind and grabs your wallet.
 
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