IT'S HAPPENING -- Sark named OC

[topdawgnc]

I'll drink to this news!

 

[Gladstone]

We're winning the national championship.

It is written.

 

[whuggy]

the circle jerk is complete - James hires saban who hires sark.

"One of these things is not like the other".

 

[Rapeculturedawg]

“It’s the year 2008, it’s about time to get back to the Rose Bowl, to Pac-10 championships, competing for a national championship, that’s our goal, no question,” Sarkisian said.

Fulfill your goal Sark, one step away.

 

[BrickSquad]

I can wear my Bark for Sark shirt to the game to cover both sides

 

[CuntWaffle]

Any chance we can send some Joeys waitresses to his hotel room the night before the game with a couple half gallons of tequila?

 

[LawDawg1]

Here's hoping Sark goes on another bender after our game.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Here's hoping Sark goes on another bender before our game.

Ftfy

 

[LoneStarDawg]

In case the guys didn't have enough motivation. Cannot wait for KK to murder a bubble screen or 5.

 

[Baphomet]

How long before Sark pulls a Mike Price, and gets fired after being caught drunk and passed out in his hotel room, with a stripper racking up charges on the Alabama credit card?

 

[PurpleJ]

What's the O/U on number of plays until Saban murders Sark and puts his head on a pike at the 50?

 

[HuskyJW]

Sark wants to show how smart he is.....he doesnt have the balls to call running plays. BOMBS AWAY!!!

 

[RaceBannon]

Sark will REMEMBER his last game against Washington

 

[LoneStarDawg]

How long before Sark pulls a Mike Price, and gets fired after being caught drunk and passed out in his hotel room, with a stripper racking up charges on the Alabama credit card?

He'll only get fired when they lose, drunk or sober

 

[PurpleThrobber]

How fucking hard is it to call dive right and dive left?

Bubble Screen Left, Bubble Screen Right...Dive in the middle.

Saban's not gonna let that pussy shit go down. He'll shove the headset up Sark's ass.

 

[Baphomet]

How long before Sark pulls a Mike Price, and gets fired after being caught drunk and passed out in his hotel room, with a stripper racking up charges on the Alabama credit card?

He'll only get fired when they lose, drunk or sober

Damn. Price never got that deal.

 

[MisterEm]

How long before Sark pulls a Mike Price, and gets fired after being caught drunk and passed out in his hotel room, with a stripper racking up charges on the Alabama credit card?

He'll only get fired when they lose, drunk or sober

Damn. Price never got that deal.

Oh he lost alright.

 

[Baseman]

"Kirk, when Sark was at Washington, some knew him as '3 and out Steve' and it didn't go over well."

"Erin, Sark may have gotten a pass at Washington. Remember the Holiday Bowl? but in this setting, he's going to need to show he can sustain long penetrating drives."

"Amen to that."

 

[Tequilla]

How fucking hard is it to call dive right and dive left?

Since when has Sark ever been able to stick to that kind of offense? You don't get called the best play caller in the nation by doing what everybody else would do

 

[CaptainPJ]

Any chance we can send some Joeys waitresses to his hotel room the night before the game with a couple half gallons of tequila?

To double up?

Why waste "our?" Money?