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"Why doesn't anyone give us coogs enough attention? Why does no one accept the magic of WHEAT FiElD?!?"
 
^ ripping on Miami is the ultimate tryhard fag white guy move. Hth
 
^are you still fake-pissed that you didn't get a shot at us? in 2001? Is that what this is about? At least we? have something to dust off you dumb dildo. It took you faggots 100 years to win a fucking Rose Bowl.

Why don't you go ahead and pull video of my Canes winning their last title anyway and send it to Oregon football headquarters? You know, so they can get an idea of how it's done.

Better yet, as much as you've been shitting the bed lately, instead of Cane video searches, you could just fuck off and hang yourself.

 
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I can picture you back in your heyday in the 1980's. A Gloria Estefan loving, anorexic lawyer from little Havana, slicking your hair back like a sleazy Don Johnson while Sebastian the Ibis is giving you a blowjob. Were you thinking about Jimmy Johnson when you came in his beak?
 
I can picture you back in your heyday in the 1980's. A Gloria Estefan loving, anorexic lawyer from little Havana, slicking your hair back like a sleazy Don Johnson while Sebastian the Ibis is giving you a blowjob. Were you thinking about Jimmy Johnson when you came in his beak?
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Do we know each other?
 
I can picture you back in your heyday in the 1980's. A Gloria Estefan loving, anorexic lawyer from little Havana, slicking your hair back like a sleazy Don Johnson while Sebastian the Ibis is giving you a blowjob. Were you thinking about Jimmy Johnson when you came in his beak?
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I can picture you getting me my next beer with a Puddles tattoo on your neck, a backwards "Ducks Fight Cancer" hat on, wearing the Lewis and Clark themed jersey.

#LaneStrong
 
I can picture you back in your heyday in the 1980's. A Gloria Estefan loving, anorexic lawyer from little Havana, slicking your hair back like a sleazy Don Johnson while Sebastian the Ibis is giving you a blowjob. Were you thinking about Jimmy Johnson when you came in his beak?
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I can picture you getting me my next beer with a Puddles tattoo on your neck, a backwards "Ducks Fight Cancer" hat on, wearing the Lewis and Clark themed jersey.

#LaneStrong
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Nobody, and I mean nobody will ever wear that fucking jersey. Ever.
 
I can picture you back in your heyday in the 1980's. A Gloria Estefan loving, anorexic lawyer from little Havana, slicking your hair back like a sleazy Don Johnson while Sebastian the Ibis is giving you a blowjob. Were you thinking about Jimmy Johnson when you came in his beak?
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I can picture you getting me my next beer with a Puddles tattoo on your neck, a backwards "Ducks Fight Cancer" hat on, wearing the Lewis and Clark themed jersey.

#LaneStrong
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Nobody, and I mean nobody will ever wear that fucking jersey. Ever.
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They wear every jersey they've ever made down here in Faglandia.
 
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