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Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.
 
Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.
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I got my wife to watch the witcher and she liked it.
 
Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.
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Sounds like the perfect Christmas to me.

Cheers, buddy!
 
I ate two day's worth last night at my sister's and have been food less all day today as I recover. We don't feel like cooking. Not sure how this will turn out. It might be a Christmas tragedy...me starving.
 
I ripped a rotten egg one and cleared the dining room out as we were sitting down to eat. First dibs on everything. GF lives here on the weekends but wouldn't come home with me tonight; I assume that's for some other reason I don't care about.
 
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I ate two day's worth last night at my sister's and have been food less all day today as I recover. We don't feel like cooking. Not sure how this will turn out. It might be a Christmas tragedy...me starving.
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ChuckHIV!
 
Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.
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Free lifetime season tickets to the Sounders* to the person who can name this movie
 
Are the Sounders the new hockey team? Sorry I don't visit those boards anymore because of @ChillyDawg so I don't keep up.
 
Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.
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I got my wife to watch the witcher and she liked it.
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Mrs. Swaye won't leave me alone about the Witcher. She made me binge three episodes last night. Yennifer? Jennifer? Whatever the fuck her name is needs to show the perkies more. Those things are delightful.
 
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Are the Sounders the new hockey team? Sorry I don't visit those boards anymore because of @ChillyDawg so I don't keep up.
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To be fair, he's largely left the Sounders/Karens board alone...

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Currently holding down only[/i] 36% of the front page action, so no big deal.
 
Fauci told me to inform any antivax nazi scum that they're not invited anymore so ma just brought me down a pot pie

2 weeks to stop the spread!

What's in your glass?
 
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