Perfect
As August comes to an end:
Statement from the Ohio State University
After a complete and exhaustive investigation we have sat down with Coach Meyer (May Allah's Blessings Always Be On Him) and discussed procedures we can put into place to make sure this type of a misunderstanding doesn't happen again. Coach Meyer feels really bad about the whole thing and promises that the type of confusion and mistake he made in talking to a scum sucking reporter won't be repeated.
We now consider the case closed and welcome Coach Meyer back. I mean, do you want us to hire Harbaugh?