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Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Agree with the hot coffee but when I'm wearing my cargo shorts I also put a little cream in that coffee.
 
Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Caffeine is a GERD trigger. I hope those old farmers are on a daily dose of a reflux med.

Hot coffee on an August afternoon is like Ron Burgundy choosing milk.
 
Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper

do you intentionally spill it on your crotch? How much homeowners insurance do you have? Give me a call

Yes and yes. What's your number?

(505) 842-5662

Give it a whirl. The line is often busy but you will get through.
 
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Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir

Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Caffeine is a GERD trigger. I hope those old farmers are on a daily dose of a reflux med.

Hot coffee on an August afternoon is like Ron Burgundy choosing milk.

Old farmers don't get GERD.
 
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