Is Steve Sarkisian Actually A Good Coach?

I'm willing to bet he goes 2 for 2 at lowering the draft # of his elite quarterback. Locker goes from #1 guarantee down to #8 after Sark persuades him to come back...Kessler will have the same long term financial result as Jack did.

You gotta give Sark credit for being able to sell ketchup popsicles to women wearing white gloves though.
 
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I'm willing to bet he goes 2 for 2 at lowering the draft # of his elite quarterback. Locker goes from #1 guarantee down to #8 after Sark persuades him to come back...Kessler will have the same long term financial result as Jack did.

You gotta give Sark credit for being able to sell ketchup popsicles to women wearing white gloves though.
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To be fair Kessler shouldn't be that high anyway.
 
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But who in the fuck writes this shit?

"See: Jake Locker.

Locker, and say what you will about his NFL production, was a talented college player who was drafted 8th overall in the NFL draft. He may never have developed into Peyton Manning or Tom Brady, [No shit?] but when healthy he was on par with Andy Dalton, Carson Palmer, or Alex Smith [Really?]. Those players have led their teams to the NFL playoffs. But more importantly for this conversation, their teams dominated college football. Dalton went undefeated his final season. Alex Smith did too. Palmer? His senior year he led the Trojans to an Orange Bowl win while hoisting the Heisman Trophy.

Can't people make a simple point without shitting their pants?
 
but the ultimate irony is that if Sark had not tried to turn Jack into a pocket passer and had actually just let Jack go out there and rip it, we probably would have had a natty.
 
but the ultimate irony is that if Sark had not tried to turn Jack into a pocket passer and had actually just let Jack go out there and rip it, we probably would have had a natty.
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@armyofdoogs poasts here?
 
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