Is Sark the Fattest Coach in the Pac-12?

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

He's shorter than Dykes and Leach so he probably is.

Youngest and Fattest. Abundance.

 

[Dardanus]

Is "Fetterist" a word?

 

[WilburHooksHands]

This thread delivers.

 

[Meek]

but why is he a bad coach?

 

[QuornDawg]

could be

 

[Slocus]

could be

Cone shaped legs. Like, legitimately cone shaped.