In Preparation for D(oogman)-Day..

[SweatpantsGeneral]

Thought I would do my part. As a vet of the last couple of funtastic wars, and a prior military history teacher, I think bringing back some good old fashioned propaganda and jingoism is vital to the war effort. Getting the entire populace united like in WWII (ILTCIWWIIILTCIT) can be a combat multiplier and big part of the war machine.

With that in mind, and apologies to the actual graphic artists on board, here are a couple of ideas I would like to submit:

Your ideas for the war effort are always appreciated.

 

[UWerentThereMan]

change the first one to we can doog it

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

What's with the deceased AIDS victim (RIP) in the second picture?

 

[PurpleBaze]

So, when the brave HH soldiers are victorious against the Dawgman fascists, will we refer to that day as "VD Day"?

 

[section8]

I don't have Race's (RIP) photoshop skills but I think this one could work well.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Uncle Sam kind of looks like Kurt Russell.

 

[SweatpantsGeneral]

What's with the deceased AIDS victim (RIP) in the second picture?

Noted. The reason was to #neverforget and have our own Aids infested Alamo or something. However, I think this Uncle Sam who I think is Stringfellow maybe a good alternate:

...wait, didn't he die right after this photo?

 

[DerekJohnson]

Maybe Lowe's could be a sponsor here

 

[CaptainPJ]

What's with the deceased AIDS victim (RIP) in the second picture?

Noted. The reason was to #neverforget and have our own Aids infested Alamo or something. However, I think this Uncle Sam who I think is Stringfellow maybe a good alternate:

...wait, didn't he die right after this photo?

Brock should not have done that - completely out of line.

Little Jimmie was talking shit about Huge Mellon (lol!!1!), and Brock lost his shit.

Apollo was the example to the lesson that you just don't talk shit about UW QB's.

next

 

[Meek]

this thread dee-liv-ers

 

[Swaye]

Koop brings it. Always.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Noses get broken and infants get fucking curbstomped, but that doesnt make you a bad person

 

[Gladstone]

^ lmao

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Sounds like you trolls are planning some kind of siege and invasion. Who's Hitler, Himmler, Goering and Goebbels on the other side? You should fish out the corpse of one of the poasters that bitched out, College Doog perhaps. Put a lemon in his mouth and a plunger in his ass, and plant documents on him to in order to deceive the enemy into believing that dawgboard is where you intend to land, like the Allies did with Calais.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Who's Calais? Does he poast here?