In honor of those that have fallen, a moment of silence...

[DerekJohnson]

Quorndawg's aliases included:

monroecougdad
batshitcrazyasshole
superbatshitcrazyasshole
Jesus_Christ
Apostle_Paul
Ron_Fairly
HHisDmc
DerekisKim
DerekReallyisKim
ImPrettySureDerekisKim
OddsAreLookingGoodThatDerekisKim

Haid Salaami wasn't Quorndawg?

Nope, they both had that same disturbed vibe, but were different people.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Quorndawg's aliases included:

DerekisKim
DerekReallyisKim
ImPrettySureDerekisKim
OddsAreLookingGoodThatDerekisKim

LOL

Sure, his letter made him sound like half a fag, but that commitment to trolling alone should get him HH Part Duh: The Sequel.

If you're going to troll as hard as he did, own it like a man instead of crying like a bitch.

Says the guy posting anonymously on a message board.

Hi Kim!

 

[Swaye]

Quorndawg's aliases included:

monroecougdad
batshitcrazyasshole
superbatshitcrazyasshole
Jesus_Christ
Apostle_Paul
Ron_Fairly
HHisDmc
DerekisKim
DerekReallyisKim
ImPrettySureDerekisKim
OddsAreLookingGoodThatDerekisKim

Haid Salaami wasn't Quorndawg?

Nope, they both had that same disturbed vibe, but were different people.

At least Salaami is in a better place. Praise be to Allah.

 

[SweatpantsGeneral]

quorndawg ‏@QuornDawg · 1h
Good Christ you can't own something in and apologize for it? #abundance

Mods?

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

I would like to add "insightful" and "lol" to this list, but the damn site doesn't allow edits after a day.

Mods?

 

[BayDawg]

So... the average number of handles per user here is...?

Just want to know if I should make some more

The O/U is 5.

Somehow, I only have 1.

I'm too fucking stupid to even know how to make another handle...this internet shit is pretty advanced.

 

[HuskyJW]

So who here is Longduckdong?

 

[dnc]

He did some great work as Ron Fairley. His post in fb weekly sacrifice thread was one of the best on this site. I'm paraphrasing, it went a little something like this.

"Why only sacrifice on Friday. You should sacrifice every day so that you move the runners into scoring position. If you score more runs than the other team, chances are you will come out with a win.

I am taking this news pretty hard. Ron Fairley was the best handle here, hands down.

#FreeFairley!