In Defense of Petersen

[Swaye]

Pro tip: You don't need any chemical dick hardners if you would stop fucking ugly chicks.

Bullshit! Hotter the chick the bigger the chip you knaw off that bad boy 30 min prior....if your limp and need the whole thing I can't help you and your not fucking hot chicks anyway

Who you want in the 4 hole...Barry the Pirate or Barry on the "clear" ? Drugs work!

Ain't just a dick hardner....bigger,harder,extra girthy,ejaculation pressure and volume all increased...show me a hot chick who doesn't want bigger,thicker,longer,ever lasting stamina with a grand finale explosion!

Haven't tried the cialis but you can always run into the love zone and grab a "night rider"in a pinch....shit works but leaves a fucking migraine from hell the morning after

devildawg channeling puppylove this morning

Bingo

 

[devildawg]

Pro tip: You don't need any chemical dick hardners if you would stop fucking ugly chicks.

Fuck you ...

I'll fuck'em all.

At the end of the day ... my worst lay, my best lay, the hottest chic, the ugliest chic, the fattest chic ... all made me cum ...

Your a taker I'm a giver,your a selfish mofo I'm a lover and a pleaser

Listen two pump chump...if want a return visit or more than a one night stand just take my pro tip I'm giving you in this season of giving

Even if your good to go all men get a case of the whiskey dick once in a while...Jessica Alba with her ass spread wide won't cure the whiskey dick...this shit will its a wonder drug

All fucked up with a beer belly,carrot tits and limp noodle that shit will have you humpin and dumpin like Ivan Drago in 30 min or less

 

[ThomasFremont]

"Your self-esteem shouldn’t be tied to whether the Huskies have a seven- or eight-win season."

Sounds like someone misses REAL Washington, dammit.