Implosion press conference

Guy is one thin-skinned motherfucker. I still don't think he'll ever top his Doug Gottlieb interview but I'm sure he'll try. I love how he tries to big-time reporters as if that's some sort of badge of honor that you've coached more football than a Jewd or Ektard. And how can he say he hasn't lost the locker room if he doesn't know what it means. Dipshit.
 
I love it when coaches who have been coaching forever and never really accomplished anything use longevity as their argument.

"I fucking suck, but I've sucked for a long fucking time!"
 
I love it when coaches who have been coaching forever and never really accomplished anything use longevity as their argument.

"I fucking suck, but I've sucked for a long fucking time!"
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@lorenzoromar, true?
 
Can somebody give me the Cliff Notes version since there is no headline to read?
 
Can somebody give me the Cliff Notes version since there is no headline to read?
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We changed our offense to try to run the ball, even though we didn't try to run the ball, on purpose. The big nosed Jew was all hype. Our run defense is good, even though they gave up the most yards to one guy who was bagging groceries a month ago ever. I've been a shitty coach at a high level for a long time. The kids have to stay together. This is my last shot at seven figures, please don't fire me.
 
I like the part where he acknowledged that they can't win with only 48 yards rushing. They had like 5 rush attempts going into the 4th quarter. Mora are you retarded??

I'd like @BallSacked take on this.
 
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