Imagine being this guy

Stetler clips are tweeted all the time for us to laugh at

Actually watching him is for rock ribbed conservatives like Dazzler

His "interviews" with Avenatti took media cocksucking to an entirely new level. Dazzler is surely jealous
 
Stephen King has always felt more comfortable in the fantasy world, it's unsurprising Stelter hit home.

Stephen King will end up writing a novel where a cancelled liberal talk show host comes back from the dead to chainsaw Republican voters.

In order to defend the Republic.
 
King is a sick fuck. No surprise he’s a Stelter lover.

He wrote his best stuff high on cocaine. Not judging here, that's how a lot of the best artists made their finest. But there's hell to pay later.
 
King is a sick fuck. No surprise he’s a Stelter lover.

He wrote his best stuff high on cocaine. Not judging here, that's how a lot of the best artists made their finest. But there's hell to pay later.

Is that when he took a deep dive into incest?

Easy now, that's called Family Attracted Person, or FAP. Incest is a harmful term that we need to stop using.
 

The interwebs say he's worth $500 million.

He's exponentially better than you in Republican math.

If I had to be that big an idiot in order to have the money I wouldn't want it.

It's crazy to me that anyone could like Brian Stelter enough to care about his show getting cancelled. He sucks, but C'mon. That is a bat shit crazy take by you. Yeah, money isn't everything and I get that you have your principles, but for 5 million I would pretend I loved the bald, tubby fuck.
 
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The interwebs say he's worth $500 million.

He's exponentially better than you in Republican math.

If I had to be that big an idiot in order to have the money I wouldn't want it.

It's crazy to me that anyone could like Brian Stelter enough to care about his show getting cancelled. He sucks, but C'mon. That is a bat shit crazy take by you. Yeah, money isn't everything and I get that you have your principles, but for 5 million I would pretend I loved the bald, tubby fuck.

Would you become a fat baldy for 5 million?
 
The interwebs say he's worth $500 million.

He's exponentially better than you in Republican math.

Hot finance talk from someone who doesn't donate to this site
 
The interwebs say he's worth $500 million.

He's exponentially better than you in Republican math.

If I had to be that big an idiot in order to have the money I wouldn't want it.

It's crazy to me that anyone could like Brian Stelter enough to care about his show getting cancelled. He sucks, but C'mon. That is a bat shit crazy take by you. Yeah, money isn't everything and I get that you have your principles, but for 5 million I would pretend I loved the bald, tubby fuck.

Would you become a fat baldy for 5 million?

Maybe $7m.
 
The interwebs say he's worth $500 million.

He's exponentially better than you in Republican math.

If I had to be that big an idiot in order to have the money I wouldn't want it.

It's crazy to me that anyone could like Brian Stelter enough to care about his show getting cancelled. He sucks, but C'mon. That is a bat shit crazy take by you. Yeah, money isn't everything and I get that you have your principles, but for 5 million I would pretend I loved the bald, tubby fuck.

Would you become a fat baldy for 5 million?

Tough call, but probably not.
 
The interwebs say he's worth $500 million.

He's exponentially better than you in Republican math.

If I had to be that big an idiot in order to have the money I wouldn't want it.

It's crazy to me that anyone could like Brian Stelter enough to care about his show getting cancelled. He sucks, but C'mon. That is a bat shit crazy take by you. Yeah, money isn't everything and I get that you have your principles, but for 5 million I would pretend I loved the bald, tubby fuck.

There's no pretending. The deal is for you to get the money you have to be that big of a fucking idiot. Not pretend to be an idiot. You become that big an idiot.
 
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