I'm not mad at DeBoer

News reported tonight that DB and his agent never countered any of Washington’s offers. He was out for a while is my guess.

He may have had a deal worked with Bama around Halloween
 
If you low balled me and a bigger company came in and offered me a better deal, I'd jump ship too[/b].

I'm not mad that he ultimately left. I'm mad that he did such a shitty job recruiting, and that it was so obvious for the past 4-6 weeks that he was looking around, which also hurt our recruiting. Also that he supposdly did some interviewing with Bama while he was in Houston. Fuck him.

While he was a solid x's and o's coach I don't think he goes down in history as a mastermind. He had a perfect storm of luck here, inheriting some great 6th year talent and bringing in a few portal guys. He knew the program would take a few steps back when all of that 6th year talent graduated.

I fully expect him to lose 3-4 games at Bama in 2024. It will be fucking hilarious when Bama boosters call for his firing.

His overall record is something like 102-12. That doesn't happen by accident.

The guy has made the right calls every step up till now. I remember when Petersen came in and his record reflected great success. Then the PAC took a little of the shine off his win vs losses.

I would like to see the SEC fucks Deboer’s record up and piles on a disproportionate amount of losses compared to what’s there now.
 
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My theory is that DeBoer is still kind of a novelty act. Good teams will figure out how to beat him, and the SEC has good teams.

He’s not going 12-0, 11-1 or 10-2 next year.
 
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My theory is that DeBoer is still kind of a novelty act. Good teams will figure out how to beat him, and the SEC has good teams.

He’s not going 12-0, 11-1 or 10-2 next year.

A SEC national championship defensive coordinator went 0-3 against the novelty act
 
My theory is that DeBoer is still kind of a novelty act. Good teams will figure out how to beat him, and the SEC has good teams.

He’s not going 12-0, 11-1 or 10-2 next year.

A SEC national championship defensive coordinator went 0-3 against the novelty act

True. Michael Penix doesn’t have any eligibility left either.
 
My theory is that DeBoer is still kind of a novelty act. Good teams will figure out how to beat him, and the SEC has good teams.

He’s not going 12-0, 11-1 or 10-2 next year.

A SEC national championship defensive coordinator went 0-3 against the novelty act

Elite coach who may not be a complete package. LIPO.
 
My theory is that DeBoer is still kind of a novelty act. Good teams will figure out how to beat him, and the SEC has good teams.

He’s not going 12-0, 11-1 or 10-2 next year.

He's a good coach, and the SEC is the most overrated conference possibly ever, definitely in the past 50 years or so, they just preferential treatment. Ask Florida State. Last year they custom built UGAY an easy schedule (never travelled more than 350 miles from home, and the longest journey was a neutral site gayme against weak Fl).

A lot of this site has schadenfreude, and understandably so after he fucked us. But he will win at least 10 games.
 
My theory is that DeBoer is still kind of a novelty act. Good teams will figure out how to beat him, and the SEC has good teams.

He’s not going 12-0, 11-1 or 10-2 next year.

He's a good coach, and the SEC is the most overrated conference possibly ever, definitely in the past 50 years or so, they just preferential treatment. Ask Florida State. Last year they custom built UGAY an easy schedule (never travelled more than 350 miles from home, and the longest journey was a neutral site gayme against weak Fl).

A lot of this site has schadenfreude, and understandably so after he fucked us. But he will win at least 10 games.

10-3 is in play. Bama fans won’t like it.
 
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https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/uw-offered-big-ten-contract-to-kalen-deboer-ad-troy-dannen-says/

November 26,202 [/b] (after 3 point apple cup win) 12 million dollar buyout, 85% guaranteed

  1. 8,500,000 (February 1,2024 ~ January 31,2025)
  2. 8,550,000 (February 1,2025 January 31,2026)
  3. 8,600,000 (February 1, 2026 — January 31, 2027)
  4. 8,650,000 (February 1, 2027— January 31, 2028)
  5. 8,850,000 (February 1, 2028—January 31, 2029)
  6. 8,900,000 (February 1, 2029 —January 31 2030)
  7. 9,000,000 (February 1.2030 January 31, 2031)

January 11,202[/b] (after NCG loss) 12 million dollar buyout, 85% guaranteed

  1. $9,100,000 (February 1, 2025- January31,2026)
  2. $9,200,000 (February 1,2026 - January31,2027)
  3. $9,300,000 (February 1, 2027- January 31, 2028)
  4. $9,400,000 (February 1, 2028-January31,2029)
  5. $9,500,000 (February 1, 2029-January31,2030)
  6. $9,600,000 (February 1, 2030-January31,203)

Dannen bringing the hypothetical receipts

Low ball. Like I said.
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

It can’t be overstated how understated and underestimated Pete’s recruiting turned out to be.

That’s another thing about which @Ballz was spot on.

What did I do?
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

It can’t be overstated how understated and underestimated Pete’s recruiting turned out to be.

That’s another thing about which @Ballz was spot on.

What did I do?

Imagine Pete with DeBoer as OC and getting the fuck outta the way.
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

So scared he went to the job with the highest expectations in the toughest conference in America. JFC am I on coogfan today? Educk?
 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

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(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

My boyfriend can’t even LOOK at me in the morning.
 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

This is the way
 
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