I'm kind of a big deal.

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I honestly have no idea how I stumbled into this cesspool

Looking for a beaver message bored that praised Jonathan Smith probably.

 

[Fishpo31]

I was a looong time lurker on DM, found the Pit (can't remember exactly how), through the other boreds, continued to lurk, and while facing a mid-life crisis (locked down with my bride, who works from home), decided to modestly contribute to this hive of villainy and scum-baggery...

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I think Boobs sent me a PM on Dawgman

That sounds like a lemon party. I can’t remember what brought me over here, but I think it was tied to @dnc getting banninated. I don’t remember if you PM’d me or what. It might have been Coker(RIP).

 

[minion_doog]

Fortunately @MelloDawg doxed himself on HHB so I knew who to cyber for the new hot handjerb talk spot

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

I found this place when I clicked on link from @Swaye's Grindr account

Sorry again about your Grandpa.

Charge your phone!

 

[whlinder]

December 2012 was speshul.

Also what the fuck is an iDawg?