I'm hearing Re: Sark..

God I hope this isnt a whoosh. If so, it would instantly go to the hall of fame of whooshes.

This is awesome. What else can you say? If we are going to suck as bad as everyone says, this baffoons act is going to be my joy this fall.

In other news, Im a worthless pile of re-beaten donkey shit that has absolutely no life.
 
Apparently this happened at a preseason big donor event called Salute to Troy. He was escorted off the stage because he was pretty drunk.
@Lyssbliss21: The awkward moment when Sark is too drunk to do his final speech... #SalutetoTroy2015 ✌
@FightOnRob: Coach Sark just said Arizona St, Notre Dame, and Oregon suck!
@HighwayWitch: @uscpsycho ...you missed it...Sark is wasted!
@katietsully: Drunk sark just told my dad a joke about a dildo so basically goodbye world I can't handle life RN I quit what did I do to deserve this
@uscpsycho: So I hear Sark had a few too many shots of @fireballwhisky before taking the stage at Salute to Troy. #USC
@HighwayWitch: @uscpsycho ...you missed it...Sark is wasted!
@rosiita: "Get ready to fight the fuck on!!!" - ✌ coach sark #FightOn
@_GetBackCoach_: Shout out to Coach Sarkisian !! He was toooo turnt at Salute to troy! #PulledOffTheStage
@notUSCCoachSark: @_GetBackCoach_ Yo! I'm just hitting that Henny! Now where my bitches at?!?!
@FB5YS: @UCLAFAN2727 Sark got drunk at an SC function. Pat Haden had to yank him off stage cause he was too #TurnUpSC LMAO!
I know he just split with his wife and there were some rumors of him chasing women while up at UW. Classic alcoholism behavior at this point and I hope he can get his personal life cleaned up. I have a few relatives who are bitter and alone because alcohol just wrecked their life.
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I can't tell if this thread delivers or not
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The 'sack always delivers. Always.

Im well over 81% certain it's true. Just hope there's a vine out there to be had.
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100% true. Too many people there that tweeted about it. And other fans commenting about it on USC message boreds.

I'm sure there is video somewhere. Hope someone posts it.
 
Apparently this happened at a preseason big donor event called Salute to Troy. He was escorted off the stage because he was pretty drunk.
@Lyssbliss21: The awkward moment when Sark is too drunk to do his final speech... #SalutetoTroy2015 ✌
@FightOnRob: Coach Sark just said Arizona St, Notre Dame, and Oregon suck!
@HighwayWitch: @uscpsycho ...you missed it...Sark is wasted!
@katietsully: Drunk sark just told my dad a joke about a dildo so basically goodbye world I can't handle life RN I quit what did I do to deserve this
@uscpsycho: So I hear Sark had a few too many shots of @fireballwhisky before taking the stage at Salute to Troy. #USC
@HighwayWitch: @uscpsycho ...you missed it...Sark is wasted!
@rosiita: "Get ready to fight the fuck on!!!" - ✌ coach sark #FightOn
@_GetBackCoach_: Shout out to Coach Sarkisian !! He was toooo turnt at Salute to troy! #PulledOffTheStage
@notUSCCoachSark: @_GetBackCoach_ Yo! I'm just hitting that Henny! Now where my bitches at?!?!
@FB5YS: @UCLAFAN2727 Sark got drunk at an SC function. Pat Haden had to yank him off stage cause he was too #TurnUpSC LMAO!
I know he just split with his wife and there were some rumors of him chasing women while up at UW. Classic alcoholism behavior at this point and I hope he can get his personal life cleaned up. I have a few relatives who are bitter and alone because alcohol just wrecked their life.
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sadly, the bolded is the only tweet that is not true. That girl was not at the event and was tweeting about a friends of hers.
 
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He probably got wasted because his offense allegedly looked like shit today in their final scrimmage.

Also Banner has been getting benched for a true freshmen. OL coach said "he's been doing things we told him not to do"
 
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