I'm hearing Re: Sark..

Drunk Sark ‏@DrunkSark · 5h5 hours ago
I'VE BEEN OUTSCORED 227-97 PLAYING OREGON, ALL 5 OF THOSE GAMES COULD HAVE GONE EITHER WAY. #STATSR4NERDS #HERE2DRINK #DRINKON #OREGONSUCKS

 
How has no one posted the picture of Sark on the bar at the Duchess yet? Come on.
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Huh?
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24 hours later and @BallSacked's initial poast of a Sark dildo joke has been regurgitated (5K+ thread views!) and is now universally accepted by the interwebs as fact, with some referring to his night as "dildogate."

El Oh fucking El
 
24 hours later and @BallSacked's initial poast of a Sark dildo joke has been regurgitated (5K+ thread views!) and is now universally accepted by the interwebs as fact, with some referring to his night as "dildogate."

El Oh fucking El
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I LOVE that people think that that girl was talking about the actual Sark telling her dad a dildo joke. That is so terrific.
 
24 hours later and @BallSacked's initial poast of a Sark dildo joke has been regurgitated (5K+ thread views!) and is now universally accepted by the interwebs as fact, with some referring to his night as "dildogate."

El Oh fucking El
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Yeah. Several reputable outlets picked that up mistakenly as well. They probably just Twitter searched "Sark Drunk" like I did.

But its really incredible how incompetent the media is. It takes 30 seconds to see 1) that tweet happened 10 days ago and 2) the tweeter isn't even affiliated with SC. She is just a Boston U student who also has a raging alcoholic friend named sark.
 
http://www.usctrojans.com/blog/2015/08/sarkisian-apologizes.html

Here are USC head coach Steve Sarkisian and athletic director Pat Haden on Saturday night's Salute to Troy event:

Sarkisian: "I sincerely apologize to my players and staff and to our fans for my behavior and my inappropriate language at our kickoff event Saturday night. I have a responsibility to all of them and I let them down. Pat Haden talked to me after the event about my actions and I assured him this will not happen again."

Haden: "I met with Coach Sarkisian and I expressed my disappointment in the way he represented himself and the University at our Salute To Troy event. While the details of our conversation will remain between us, I am confident he heard my message loud and clear."
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Quite honestly...
 
I was wondering when USC's annual pre-season scandal was going to happen
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Some of the camp reviews haven't been that glowing either. Lindsey Thiry, a known SC fluffer, had some very interesting comments today in the times. She also has a great rack.
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what comments

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tell me more tell me moar

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She did a mailbag - someone asked who was TUFFer in fall camp sc or ucla (she went to both), and she said flat out that it was UCLA. She said Sark likes to talk about being TUFF, but ucla actually showed it at camp.

She predicted SC would go 8-4. (ASU ND U0 UCLA). Also said Sark never goes over and checks in on the defensive side of the ball during practice.

I've also heard from other sources their front 7 hasn't looked very good in camp, and Kessler isn't noticeably improved, possibly even has regressed a bit judging off camp. They also have racked up some nagging injuries in camp.
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Kessler hasnt regressed. He's th e best qb in the best conference in the land. Pull your head out your cunt
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Hi. It's possible to regress and be the best qb in this conference. In case you didn't notice, this conference sucks this year.
 
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