I'm ashamed of myself (CSB edition)

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Mrs Nacho and I are still in Hawaii. We rented bikes yesterday and rode them to a couple different beaches. As we're leaving the second beach, Mrs Nacho is on her bike as I'm getting mine onto the path. I look up and see 2.5 women right in front of me.

Where was my phone? In Mrs Nacho's bag on her bike. I had a real life midget 5 feet away from and I had no way of getting a photo.

I let you all down. I let myself down.

I'm sorry.

 

[YellowSnow]

Look what you’ve created Derek.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

One of my biggest disappointments in this incident is that I felt like @Swaye would've been greatly amused by midget pictures.

So instead of this,

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my failure hurts the red man. Fuck whitey!

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[Swaye]

 

[DerekJohnson]

Look what you’ve created Derek.

I guess I'm ultimately to blame

 

[RoadDawg55]

I don’t think I could do it, but a buddy of mine once picked up a midget chick in LA and banged her.