I'll have an exciting announcement on Monday

[DerekJohnson]

Off to Pyongyang?

would be kind of funny if I set off for South Korea, accidentally ended up in Pyongyang, and became the focus of an international hostage situation.

Reporters: Mr. Johnson, what are your feelings as you walk upon American soil for the first time in 38 months?

Me: You can read my response on Hardcore Husky dot com.

I fucked up the Busan joke, but thanks to my friends here at Hardcore Husky dot com it still worked.

That's funny. I though you meant to put a North Korean twist into the joke.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Jen stole Stalin's thunder.

Boy did she ever. She told me I could break the news.

 

[DerekJohnson]

So @DerekJohnson, are you gonna be the new UW AD or what?

My first act as AD is to deny @FireCohen's request to change his handle to @FireStalin

 

[DerekJohnson]

So @DerekJohnson, are you gonna be the new UW AD or what?

I think he was to break the Cohen to USC news but decided to wait.

I'd rather be first than right

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

So @DerekJohnson, are you gonna be the new UW AD or what?

I think he was to break the Cohen to USC news but decided to wait.

I'd rather be first than right

I saw a lot of brave guys in Nam but none braver than you!

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

So what was the announcement? Or were you just teasing us?

 

[DerekJohnson]

So what was the announcement? Or were you just teasing us?

Still in limbo. I re-learned an important lesson about life. 99% is not 100%

 

[Sources]

Not a technically gifted AD

 

[1to392831weretaken]

So what was the announcement? Or were you just teasing us?

Still in limbo. I re-learned an important lesson about life. 99% is not 100%

Fudgie backed out of the vasectomy, huh?

 

[pawz]

So what was the announcement? Or were you just teasing us?

Still in limbo. I re-learned an important lesson about life. 99% is not 100%

Bet the field. Always bet the field.

 

[DerekJohnson]

So what was the announcement? Or were you just teasing us?

Still in limbo. I re-learned an important lesson about life. 99% is not 100%

Fudgie backed out of the vasectomy, huh?

He had agreed to live stream it

 

[PurpleThrobber]

So @DerekJohnson, are you gonna be the new UW AD or what?

I think he was to break the Cohen to USC news but decided to wait.

I'd rather be first than right

I saw a lot of brave guys in Nam[/s] Korea [/b]but none braver than you!

Let's be accurate for @DerekJohnson's sake please.

 

[dtd]

Off to Pyongyang?

would be kind of funny if I set off for South Korea, accidentally ended up in Pyongyang, and became the focus of an international hostage situation.

Reporters: Mr. Johnson, what are your feelings as you walk upon American soil for the first time in 38 months?

Me: You can read my response on Hardcore Husky dot com.

I fucked up the Busan joke, but thanks to my friends here at Hardcore Husky dot com it still worked.

That's funny. I though you meant to put a North Korean twist into the joke.

I knew it wasn't right but I was too fucking lazy to look up what you actually said.

 

[dtd]

Off to Pyongyang?

would be kind of funny if I set off for South Korea, accidentally ended up in Pyongyang, and became the focus of an international hostage situation[/b].

Reporters: Mr. Johnson, what are your feelings as you walk upon American soil for the first time in 38 months?

Me: You can read my response on Hardcore Husky dot com.

Christ, I can hear my aunt from north dakotas voice.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Off to Pyongyang?

would be kind of funny if I set off for South Korea, accidentally ended up in Pyongyang, and became the focus of an international hostage situation[/b].

Reporters: Mr. Johnson, what are your feelings as you walk upon American soil for the first time in 38 months?

Me: You can read my response on Hardcore Husky dot com.

Christ, I can hear my aunt from north dakotas voice.

Pics?

 

[dtd]

Off to Pyongyang?

would be kind of funny if I set off for South Korea, accidentally ended up in Pyongyang, and became the focus of an international hostage situation[/b].

Reporters: Mr. Johnson, what are your feelings as you walk upon American soil for the first time in 38 months?

Me: You can read my response on Hardcore Husky dot com.

Christ, I can hear my aunt from north dakotas voice.

Pics?

Her husband was the dude at thanksgiving who would try to sell family members magnets to wear around their necks to prevent uh...stuff. All I know is they definitely don't prevent alcoholism.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

So @DerekJohnson, are you gonna be the new UW AD or what?

I think he was to break the Cohen to USC news but decided to wait.

I'd rather be first than right

I saw a lot of brave guys in Nam[/s] Korea [/b]but none braver than you!

Let's be accurate for @DerekJohnson's Soju please.

If we’re gonna be accurate, let’s be accurate.